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“What do these pills do?” “They erase memory.” “No way.”
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The most perfect loop in Vine history?
“What do these pills do?” “They erase memory.” “No way.”
• “…when the smoke cleared I thought I’d find her blackened bones. Instead I saw her, Daenerys, alive and unhurt… It’s hard to be a cynic after that.” - Jorah Mormont •
how do i get over someone who i never dated
literally…..a masterpiece
My shit
They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing
did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
Harry Potter Rotten Tomatoes scores (average 84.625%)
Witness the slow dissolution of Ryan and Luke’s world.
Has anyone checked on them recently? I’m concerned.
Me from now on to the Lord of Light and Melissandre tbfh
when someone says “calm down” in the middle of an argument and you get ready to go off on them
chaotic evil
11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)
In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness. And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely. “Everything must have a purpose?” asked God. “Certainly,” said man. “Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God. And He went away.
Cat’s Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut (via aurorasdreamerie)
Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible. Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.
Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her. Have sexual relations with him. Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man. Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”
Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”
Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “
Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow. I looked at you and saw you were enough.”
Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”
Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”
Fucking beautiful.
First poetry I’ve enjoyed in ages.
She said two words. What two words? What were they? What did she say? Bad Wolf. What does it mean? It’s the end of the universe.
Ruin this text post
just add ur selfie