Trouble

[corredordelaberintos]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[pathologising]

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[thealphapigeon]

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

[soyeahso]

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

[a-crowcats-nonsense]

NOT THE JALLPAPER

[fivestupidboys]

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[st4rm41d]

iconic post

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[whisperofvintage]

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[unclefather]

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

[telltaletypist]

[resilienttbastard]

[kenstewdivorce]

rb this to give the person u reblogged it from Season 1 of Columbo on DVD

[judithbuttplug]