"Isaac can't love!" Dude, he witnessed ONE wedding and IMMEDIATELY went to figure out how to do the same with Claire. Come on now

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"Isaac can't love!" Dude, he witnessed ONE wedding and IMMEDIATELY went to figure out how to do the same with Claire. Come on now
Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
“But I’ll feel bad if you don’t cum!”
Okay? I said I don’t care? I just want to kiss and fuck until my vision blurs? Cumming isn’t the crux of sex
No, but I’m being so serious. If cumming is your only metric for successful sex, you need to change that. There are so many other ways to make your partner feel good and if you pressure one thing it only makes it that much harder.
The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing
also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet
I love that this implies that the person with that sticker both
a) lives in a conservative part of America
b) knows that none of their local Trump supporters are going to look up the verse
2013-2015 Honda Accord
Happy birthday to our queen of lies, Jude Duarte!!<33
And happy anniversary to Holly Black‼️
90% of my writing experience is doing this
As previously mentioned, I am very happily a parental figure to two kids that I played no part in conceiving, which means for those keeping score that I got to jump straight from Maiden to Crone in something of an accelerated program.
Anyway, these kids are semi-obviously not my biological progeny in that they have their dad’s spectacular eyebrows that I covet every day while I am resentfully drawing mine on, and their gorgeous, ethereal, very very very blonde hair from their mom’s side.
So like, we’re walking the kids through the grocery store parking lot to buy dinner the other day, and a woman stops in the crosswalk to look at me, look at my boyfriend, look at the kids, and then loudly ask “WHERE’D THAT BLONDE COME FROM?”
And I’m just like momentarily frozen, like, do I have to explain to this biddy “hey yeah these aren’t my biological kids but they are my boyfriend’s, but rest assured that the divorce was extremely amicable and also i’m a solid stable fixture in their life and they actually take after their mom’s family-“
and then my boyfriend, (who is for the record a fucking stud) eliminated all that worry by saying (very sexily and without breaking his stride in the least):
“The mailman.”
and ooooooooo her indignant faaaaaace i love him so much
Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB
I don’t think the club could handle her
Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖
UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies!
From requests: cookie kudos — you've already left kudos here — should be sleeping kudos
HTML codes under the cut.
happy 100k notes to this post i guess??
UPDATE since the original image links to Third kudos, nth kudos, and yet another kudos are sorta broken, here are some new ones:
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/QCfTXm9d/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/1RvnVWX9/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.postimg.cc/T2s2XBhW/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
and remember you're more than welcome to save these images and upload them wherever/to your image host of choice! 💖
TIP: if the codes don't work, make sure the quotation marks are straight:
not curly:
simply deleting and re-typing them in the ao3 comment box should fix this!
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
It's a really, really good hospital drama
I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced