a thing

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[mf-dude]

[p-u-s-s-y-i-s-a-r-t-i-i]

[xvisualtreasure08x]

[deep-state-partisan]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[pangur-and-grim]

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

[pangur-and-grim]

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

[pangur-and-grim]

[veemochi]

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[animentality]

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 4.05 - Treehouse of Horror III

[oneheadtoanother]

[sjweminem]

Intricate rituals

[chompasaurus]

the only option, obviously

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[internet-sentences]

[powerburial]

look how white people react when exposed to the smallest sliver of diversity

[l3irdl3rain]

They compliment each others colors so nice

[eggyolkplanet]

@l3irdl3rain your kitties looked too cute so i tried drawing them :]