Quarter-Life Crisis

Welcome to my world. I blog whatever random thing puts a smile on my face. Enjoy!

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[sweetcribs]

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

[emilyblincoe]

the garden collection // colors organized neatly

emily blincoe (prints here)

august 2013

[destitutediva]

Just went to the restroom after seeing “Widows”

Two older women having a conversation in the restroom:

Woman 1: “That was a great movie”

Woman 2: “Yes- it was. It really was”

Woman 1: “Widows, huh? Truly a great movie”

Woman 2: “Oh yes, it was”

Woman 1: “ I haven’t seen a movie like that in ages, it has been a while since I saw a movie that good. It makes me really happy and proud.”

Woman 2: “Happy and proud?”

Woman 1: “Yeah, happy and proud to be a widow”

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

[whilethewolfwaits]

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF

[becauseracecar]

lol

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD

[m3chanizedheart]

,

[ultjackson]

THE LAST SECOND KILLED ME

[gagaxcandids-blog]

FACT: Cody Fern being the most adorable and sexy person on earth 

[ki-flor]

Here’s Michael Langdon laughing x2 (because I love this scene him)🗣💁🏻‍♀️

[destitutediva]

I need more of him on the show (and maybe less Coco)

[fuzzyelves]

Visit Original Link

i’m never gonna get over his laugh ever jkdlfjlk also I made this gif of it

[ahs-side-blog]

NOOOO THEY SAVED COCO WTF I WANT A REFUND

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[yourdreamscantlast]

@whateverthepoodle

[thebootydiaries]

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

[thebootydiaries]

My fingers are almost shaking as I carefully type in the ten digit phone number I have had memorized my entire life. The buttons on my home phone seem to glow a bit more dull, and even the ringing of the phone from the other end seems to be agonized, almost as if the world is telling me to hang up. But I refuse to give up; I can’t let my white lily friends down. Not again.

The phone rings once. Twice. Three times. Still no answer. Just as I am about to hang up, there is a click.

All I can hear is heavy breathing.

“Hello….” I say quietly, my voice shaking. “Is….. Is this Muslim?”

There was a long silence before I heard a voice answer “ya lol”.

“I was thinking………..” I begin cautiously. “Maybe murder is…………bad.”

“Habibi, I…..I don’t understand. What are you trying to say….?” The voice seems shaken.

“What if…….world peace is good and killing people is…………not good”

He lets out an audible gasp. “Are you saying ISIS is…….bad?”

“Maybe death is…….not good.” I continue. My heart is racing. I remind myself that I am saving thousands of lives, and inhale.

The silence from the other end of the line is almost deafening. He seemed to be thinking, as if he had never considered this idea before in his life. Truly I had opened his heart and his mind. This…. This could end terrorism.

“Muslim….Please.” I whisper.

I hear a tear roll down his cheek, with my Muslim Communication Hearing™ and hold my breath as he finally breathes out his next words.

“Kk.”

[daddybroskey]

“I hear a tear” How do you hear a tear?

[thebootydiaries]

Ah, you must not be Muslim,

[meme-theft]

[destitutediva]

I am obsessed!

[hotchocolate1blr-deactivated201]

Zendaya’s reaction to her wax figures.🙌😍

[kierabadu-deactivated20160611]

Lol I love her man

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

How the hell did she pose and serve so much face that fast

[yeezys-girl]

I was literally thinking that ^

[guccimelanin-deactivated2016042]

because shes a fucking GODDESS!!

[whatawallflowerthinks-deactivat]

Bae

[platinumblondeproblem]

They did a spectacular job

[itskyalenotkyle]

Dance to anything

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[keepingupwithlinmanuel]

[video source]

[let-my-opera-begin]

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez