I Want Cheese

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[drmelking]

The Pitt + text posts (4/?)

[lesbianaglaya]

devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once

[anxietyproblem]

[unpretty]

where's the 'is kissinger even in here' meme edited to reflect that he finally got got

[zahri-melitor]

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[b0nkcreat]

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

[karmiccollector-deactivated2024]

It's the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

[b0nkcreat]

awesome. how do i stop all that though

[theonyxranger]

[triviallytrue]

everyone knows this is the defunctland guy right

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[cheruib]

and then it’s like oh well it wasn’t meant to be mine

[self-aware-alien]

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

[thebadtimeskid]

Doggystyle so you can watch the PowerPoint presentation I made outlining why you were wrong

[beardedmrbean]

A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

[thewelllitweenie]

Get out

[turing-tested]

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

[turing-tested]

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[memewhore]

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]