dead inside, it's probably fine

don't follow me for consistency

[nessa007]

Moments where the real Nikki breaks through the wish OBSESSION (2026) Dir. Curry Barker

[turnipoddity]

not me

[datura-45]

Exact context of this scene btw

[kaiserouo]

pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[dogpuppy]

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Dale Cooper | Twin Peaks (s01e06)

[mimi-maru]

the vengeance of the daughter

[jacksloper]

incredible things happening on tonight’s game changer

[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[baynton]

Taskmaster 19x07 | Glass Half Most

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

i made a sequel:

5 minutes of people insulting river personally and telling him how much they dislike him and pointing out all the way he sucks and his life sucks

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[aubreyappears]

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER