be shrekcellent

dika. 20+ are you a fart? because you're blowing me away :)  ko-fi | vgen

[dr-eggman-is-speaking]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[ozempicofficial]

[insecuregodcomplex]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[tall]

[phrear2]

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[australiansanta]

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[mihqorio]

@eydika