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Your fear of drawing big noses is holding you back. Embrace the big nose. Heed its call.

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

#deutsch

pregnanthudsonwilliams

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

torchwood-99

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

#blorboposting

raspberrybluejeans

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

weirdplutoprince

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

lockandkeyhyena

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

lockandkeyhyena

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

#HELPPPPP

amazoogle

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