Detective Benson Answers

Detective Benson Answers Special Victims Unit, 16th Precinct, Manhattan, New York. My lovely wife, Alex Cabot

[askcaseynovak-blog]

One of the worst things imaginable is when you have a torn contact lens and have to be in court all day. Awful, awful.

[det-benson]

Case! :(

[det-benson]

I am trying to figure out what your date of birth is but can't seem to find it anywhere so would you mind telling me what it is?

[MOD] Hell anon! I didn’t realize people were still looking at this blog since it’s been on a hiatus of sorts for nearly a year now. It’s good to see you though.

Uh, if you mean her bday canon to this blog, it’s October, I forget which day, but I’d guess either the 11th or the 31st. If you mean show benson, I have no idea, I don’t know that she has one.

If you want to talk to me, my main blog is therealoliviabenson.tumblr.com 

[askalexcabot]

What goes together like a horse and a carriage? Detectives and attorneys

*laughs* Apparently so!  I can’t speak for Casey (or Maura for that matter), but detectives are just so….I don’t know, there’s something about them!  And will freely admit that I am a badge bunny!

[det-benson]

Oh :#

[jewraffe-blog]

therealmariskahargitay: Celebrating the opening of rougeny fabulous

[jensalvatore]

cutest thing ever OMG

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Which of your friends is most likely to a) eat their way out of a gingerbread house, b) wrestle a crocodile, c) swim in the nude, d) watch porn

A - Alex. She’s so skinny but has such a sweet tooth!B - Olivia. She’s so gutsyC - Abbie. She totally wouldD - Oh god, I don’t know….

[askdetrollins-blog]

Olivia wrestling a crocodile? I think she could take it.

[det-benson]

Oh wow...

[askcaseynovak-blog]

You should suck on Olivia's hair

Thats a, um, nice thought…but I am not a fan of hairballs. 

[det-benson]

What?

[askcaseynovak-blog]

That was my reaction when I read the ask - what?

[det-benson]

I’m… I don’t follow.

[askcaseynovak-blog]

? Don’t follow why that was my reaction? Because it was an odd ask….

[det-benson]

*shrugs*

[askcaseynovak-blog]

You should suck on Olivia's hair

Thats a, um, nice thought…but I am not a fan of hairballs. 

[det-benson]

What?

[askcaseynovak-blog]

That was my reaction when I read the ask - what?

[det-benson]

I'm... I don't follow.

[askcaseynovak-blog]

You should suck on Olivia's hair

Thats a, um, nice thought…but I am not a fan of hairballs. 

[det-benson]

What?

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Olivia is hot!

I would agree!

Don’t kill me Alex - I’m just agreeing with a fact ;)

[askalexcabot]

A fact is a fact ;) My wife is a babe.

[det-benson]

:#]

[askalexcabot]

Do you and Liv sext?

*ahem*

sometimes

[askdetrollins-blog]

At least you’re probably careful enough not to send it your friends!

[askalexcabot]

*laughs* Not in the very early parts of our relationship, I wasn’t! Abbie and Serena may have gotten one or two!

[askdetrollins-blog]

I can’t imagine what Casey sent you. She’s, um, not shy when we text each other. But I’m not either, so…

[askalexcabot]

No, not shy at all *laughs* I even blushed!

[det-benson]

You sent it to who now?

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Why do you suck up to Alex?

I do? Hmm. Must by why my mouth is so dry.

[askalexcabot]

*snort*

[det-benson]

Should I be worried?

[askalexcabot]

What would you do-ooooo for a Klondike bar?

I would sit through an Arthur Branch lecture.  And trust me, that is no small feat.

[det-benson]

You must really like those things....

[askcaseynovak-blog]

How about you and Rafeal Barba?

Oh god. Cabra? Bavak? Cafael?

[det-benson]

Cabra sounds like a pokemon.

[askcaseynovak-blog]

If you and Liv were together, what would you ship name be?

Calivia? Benvak? Nosen? 

Wow, those are terrible.

[det-benson]

We sound like a vacuum cleaner company

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Which do you like? I’d say Calivia is the less terrible than the rest.

[det-benson]

I'd have to agree. Cabenson's not bad though :)

[askcaseynovak-blog]

If you and Liv were together, what would you ship name be?

Calivia? Benvak? Nosen? 

Wow, those are terrible.

[det-benson]

We sound like a vacuum cleaner company

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Do you know Alex Cabot?

No - who is that? ;)

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Then let the Queen decide. But I think it should be you ;)

[askserenasoutherlyn]

Alex!!

[askalexcabot]

Alright, you two! How about we do a biweekly trade off? Sometimes Serena is the one-eyed one and sometimes Casey is the one-eyed one. No one can ever say I didn’t rule fairly!

[askcaseynovak-blog]

I am willing to accept this. Serena?

[askserenasoutherlyn]

But-but-but… *sighs* Fine.

[det-benson]

What?

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Do you know Alex Cabot?

No - who is that? ;)

[askserenasoutherlyn]

Oh, I’ve heard about her! She’s the ruler of a far away land and she commands an army of lawyers that fight for justice and to punish the bad guys. *nods*

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Yes! I think you are right!

[askalexcabot]

*laughs* *hysterically laughing*

[askserenasoutherlyn]

*gasps* She’s here!! *bows* Your Majesty, is it true that you can stop a dragon with just one look? *laughs*

[askcaseynovak-blog]

Maybe we can be her Minions if we behave.

[det-benson]

You and your minions... Alex Cabot you say? Sounds familiar...