Metropolis Central Drug Enforcement Administration

'tough shit, pal. that's what you get for being a good for nothing stoner.' You're Quarters. You are very serious about your job in the Fuzz. (dependent rp blog for mobsterswitch! quarters) m!a: n/a

[detectionbird-blog]

TTHERES; a weindgdig comgin up THIS friday. BE THERE

[buckingcrime]

Who’s getting married?

[detectionbird-blog]

IM getting mareid.

[buckingcrime]

Well that’s great to hearm i’m happy for you! Who are you marrying? 

[detectionbird-blog]

guess

[detectionbird-blog]

TTHERES; a weindgdig comgin up THIS friday. BE THERE

[buckingcrime]

Who’s getting married?

[detectionbird-blog]

IM getting mareid.

[detectionbird-blog]

TTHERES; a weindgdig comgin up THIS friday. BE THERE

[pernicious-innovator]

Hm. Tempting, really, and I certainly could promise that. But I’m afraid I can do better.

I’m not a fan of the squawking of seagulls.

[detectionbird-blog]

alright now look the first part is fine and all but i do not squawk like a fuckin’ seagull ...usually. only when i’m started. but still, fuck you. that’s not a usual thing.

[detectionbird-blog]

(all the texts)

*gentle shrieking*

☠- for an angry text

[txt] >:V WHAT’S YOUR ISSUE[txt] OR YOUR DOG’S ISSUE, FOR THAT MATTER

?- for a confused text

[txt] why do some of these guys worship a frog?[txt] that’s some fucked up shit

!?- for an excited text

[txt] sawbuck!!![txt] guess what!!![txt] no don’t guess you’ll guess wrong[txt] i got a nice new bb for my collection

➳- for a fearful text

[txt] its jsut fuckgin...[txt] wo is he?  ???[txt] who is  them na[txt] yo uwknow the foen[txt] IC[txt] eya thim

✉- for a normal text

[txt] don’t forget the school thing today, you and i have to take care of that.

☂- for a “are you serious?” text

(two hours after the normal text)[txt] fuck i forgot the school thing did you go to that?[txt] think it’s too late for me to go???

✌- for a happy text

[txt] it’s raining[txt] holy shit it’s raining[txt] :V!

✘- for a text that was meant for someone else

[txt] lady, have you ever thought that maybe there’s a reason i haven’t called you back?[txt] and that reason is you’re obnoxious and a horrid lay???[txt] stop calling me >:>

ツ- for an envious text

[txt] how come YOU get to be the best cook in the force?[txt] like fuck you[txt] ...can i have some bear claws?

✿- for a gossipy text

[txt] so apparently that innovator guy[txt] yea[txt] turns out he’s the kinda guy to. oh, i don’t know, tell you to your face how good of a fuck he is.

❤- for a heartfelt text

[txt] i don’t know shit from shanola about you but you’re pretty swell, i guess

[pernicious-innovator]

And why, pray tell, are you angry?

[detectionbird-blog]

i’m annoyed because these thoughts are in my mind.

[pernicious-innovator]

I assure you the reality would be an improvement.

[detectionbird-blog]

innovator, if i gave you this, you’d have to promise the best damned sex i’ve had in my bullshit life. now if we consider the fact that it’s something i’ve had a lot of, the probability isn’t very high, is it. just think about that.

[pernicious-innovator]

And why, pray tell, are you angry?

[detectionbird-blog]

i’m annoyed because these thoughts are in my mind.

[detectionbird-blog]

pernicious-innovator

replied to your

post

:

ugh now i’m thinking about it

I will have you know I am amazingly good in bed.

yeah, i’m sure of it. >B>

[pernicious-innovator]

I have no idea what >B> means

[detectionbird-blog]

it’s... it’s angry. duh.

[detectionbird-blog]

pernicious-innovator

replied to your

post

:

ugh now i’m thinking about it

I will have you know I am amazingly good in bed.

yeah, i’m sure of it. >B>

[detectionbird-blog]

ugh now i’m thinking about it

[detectionbird-blog]

✘☂☠!?

✘- for a text that was meant for someone else

[txt] look i’m SORRY you didn’t know it tasted like that[txt] stop texting me about it oh my god[txt] I HAVE A JOB

☂- for a “are you serious?” text

[txt] do we ever have mcpd karaoke?[txt] because we shouldn’t, ever[txt] except that it sounds hilarious

☠- for an angry text

[txt] for one second[txt] for ONE SECOND[txt] could you ALL stop being pricks[txt] INCLUDING YOU

!?- for an excited text

[txt] i might actually have something to do[txt] that’s actually involved with my job[txt] hurrah :>

[detectionbird-blog]

pernicious-innovator

replied to your

post

:

oh god

Am I that unattractive?

shit. damn it, it’s- look, it’s not so much that as... well, it’s not so much that you’re unattractive as that you’re just... kind of... you know. absolute scum. other than that, y’know.

[detectionbird-blog]

oh god

[detectionbird-blog]

in other news. i’m done being gone, i guess.

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[vetschoolcool]

turtle-tails-and-lizard-legs, made me think of you lol.

[kenzie-sweetpea-deactivated2015]

THIS WAS ON THE RADIO RHE OTHER DAY AND I MADE MEEP NOISES TO THE SONG BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO

[theprincessbard]

Type your name into the new tumblr gif function and post the gif you get.

[pernicious-innovator]

[buckingcrime]

[detectionbird-blog]

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

Text messages from my muse to your muse

☠- for an angry text

?- for a confused text

!?- for an excited text

➳- for a fearful text

✉- for a normal text

☂- for a “are you serious?” text

✌- for a happy text

✘- for a text that was meant for someone else

ツ- for an envious text

✿- for a gossipy text

❤- for a heartfelt text