Detective Luck

Your name is CLOVER and you work as a POLICE DETECTIVE for the FUZZ. You also secretly work for PECCANT SCOFFLAW as an informant. You know PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING that goes on at the station, and a lot of things that happen outside of it. People tend to refer to you as INTELLIGENT, DIFFICULT, and CAGEY. You LOVE RIDDLES and often demand people answer them in return for answers of their own. You also LOVE COFFEE, and hate it when people think your ID is fake due to the fact that you are PRETTY SHORT. People tend to UNDERESTIMATE you, despite the fact that you have had police training. You sometimes sign onto pesterchum as detectiveLuck ---- (Independent Rp blog run by Knight)

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I am, yep. So take it from me 'n stop bein' such an easy target.

Getting useful 4dvice from you concerns me deeply.

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If you had no choice, would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

I suppose the sudden topic ch4nge is prefer4ble to the current topic.

If I h4d to choose, I would s4y v4mpire.  While the blood drinking 4nd sunlight 4version would be difficult to de4l with, being 4n out of control be4st once 4 month would no doubt c4use even more trouble. 

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Y' really think they need teachin'? 's human nature. 's standard operatin' procedure for every bully 'n every schoolyard ever.

You'd be the expert on th4t, wouldn't you?

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It'll be great trust me. Well for us, not so much for you.

I got th4t, th4nks.

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I'm starting this club. Pester the cagey workaholic police officer club. Scofflaw can be our leader.

No.

Don't you d4re.

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They bother ya' 'cause you're such 'n easy target 'n ya' react so strongly t' every damn thing. 's efficiency, see? Lot 'f entertainment for very li'l effort.

H4ve you been te4ching the 4nons 4ll this or something? 

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Yeah, but actin' all cagey over stupid shit just encourages further questions. Seriously man, 's like you're strappin' a sign t' your back 't says "COME BOTHER ME".

I don't get why they bother me 4t 4ll. 

Is there some club I'm not 4w4re of, th4t gets together periodic4lly to pl4y 4 supposedly entert4ining g4me of pester the work4holic police officer?

I don't underst4nd 4nons. 

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detectiveluck replied to your post: hey scoff you know clover pretty well right? Does he dye his hair or have freckles that he hides? The anons must know!

No. Just no.

Aww, no need t’ be shy, darlin’. Lots ‘f people would love...

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I h4ve better things to do th4n think up new insults for you 4t the moment.

I'll get to th4t l4ter.  Right now I'm busy m4king sure Clovis doesn't set 4nything else on fire.

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Because you're dodging the question? Just say "oh yeah it's all natural" if it is and people will stop being curious

"Oh ye4h it's 4ll n4tur4l."

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If your hair's naturally like that, why y' bein' so cagey about it? I know that's your thing, but c'mon. You're askin' for it.

I'm c4gey 4bout everything involving my person4l life th4t nosey 4nons pester me 4bout.  Or nosey mobsters. 

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Fine, go hide your looks. It's not like we care (okay we really do)

You 4ll 4ssume I'm hiding my looks, wh4t if I just h4ve n4tur4lly d4rk h4ir?

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detectiveluck replied to your post: hey scoff you know clover pretty well right? Does he dye his hair or have freckles that he hides? The anons must know!

No. Just no.

Aww, no need t’ be shy, darlin’. Lots ‘f people would love t’ look more like me. I can give ya’ some pointers, ‘f you’d like.

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No, 4nd don't c4ll me d4rling you degener4te. 

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Come outside and let us feel your face, you know, to see if you have makeup on (and okay maybe to fangirl a little and pinch your cheeks)

Not h4ppening.  Ever.

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dO YOU HIDE YOUR FRECKLES WITH MAKEUP

Who s4id I even h4ve freckles!? 

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Do you have freckles too?

Go 4w4y.

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DOES THAT MEAN YOU DYE YOUR HAIR

How m4ny times do I h4ve to s4y th4t it's none of your business?  I could h4ve n4tur4l bl4ck h4ir 4nd you could 4ll be bothering me for no re4son 4t 4ll. 

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You're not a natural black-haired person are you!!?!

None.  Of.  Your.  Business.