i dont fuckin know anymore man im trying my best

he/him, 48 or something, Charlie

[detectivenoel]

You and your red string posting

Shit sorry i found this three months late i forget what i was goin on about

[moth-amphetamine]

will i be flaccid tomorrow

[freaky-faith-interpreter]

But not I…

[northirish]

trench warfare themed blowjob king?

What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

[northirish]

God please not this fucking post

[faebriel]

attempting to do some shibari stuff with the red string of fate

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[louchie]

A detective tied up bondage style from the red strings on his cork board

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[liquidstar]

Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah

[detectivenoel]

FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO GO BONKERS CRAZY COOKING

[diverged-in-yellow]

[art]

Why didn’t anyone tell me about Cher?????

[detectivenoel]

Wait til you hear Madonna

[memewhore]

[posting-disliker]

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

[detectivenoel]

@diverged-in-yellow

[memewhore]

[posting-disliker]

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

[detectivenoel]

@diverged-in-yellow

[detectivenoel]

I want. Qt buffalo chicken cheese sticks

[nealsbian]

i'm making a collection

[cannibalcircus]

[yaoi911]

Cock

[dogpuppy]

[detectivenoel]

@silphiumandrue

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[detectivenoel]

Wolfing down 3 dozen deviled eggs while arthur watches in horror