Could we have more Chica and her army of weird not-dads?
Chica visits the Not-Dads often. She really, really likes Peanut Butter Not-Dad, licking peanut butter off of his face as he laughs and pets her, but Peanut Butter Not-Dad does not let her chase the fuzzy things and bite their heads off, which is a great temptation for her.
The Goofy Not-Dads with the big camera and the microphone always do funny walks in a circle around her, asking her questions. Once she boofed into the microphone thing, and they went nuts. Chica was spooped. They call her Dog Jim.
Pink Not-Dad smells like candy, and always has ice cream cones for her. There are also bubbles that Chica likes to chase and catch with her mouth, but she still does not understand what happens to the bubbles after she catches them⌠Pink Not-Dad promises that she is a great vanquisher of bubbles, and Chica is very proud.
Blind Not-Dad is a little scary, but he is the most gentle of the Not-Dadâs. He reads her stories, and even though Chica does not always understand them, she listens very intently⌠until she falls asleep in his lap. But Blind Not-Dad doesnât seem to mind.
Doctor Not-Dad gives free check-ups that Chica doesnât really like very much, but he always rewards her with treats and many great pets. He also plays the Dead game where he lays on the floor and pretends to be dead and Chica must save him by jumping on his chest and snoofing his face. That always makes Doctor Not-Dad laugh.
Scary Not-Dad makes Chica nervous. She once licked his hand, and she thought he was going to be mad. But secretly, Chica thinks that he likes her. He says she is a good girl, and Chica wags her tail which makes him smile. She thinks that Scary Not-Dad does not smile enough, and so she always tries extra hard to make him happy.
Chica likes the Not-Dads, and she is glad that they like her, too. She is a good bub.
MY H E A R T
My heart x2
