Timothy Jackson Drake, Red Robin, resident Nerd of the century
Knows his Hogwarts house, wand core, and patronus
Knows what Disney princess he is
After being awake for 56 hours straight “Tim, why are you crying?” “they have such tiny hands Dick” “who?” “the raccoons Dick! small gentle fingers…grasping the fruit, fruit bandits”
Will wear the same hoodie and sweatpants for a full week if they pass the “sniff” test
Runs on coffee blacker than the night sky with three sugars but if you give him a Starbucks caramel macchiato he will love you forever
Is so DARN surprised and honored when people casually refer to him as their friend, protect this soft boy
Get’s so absorbed into his research that Stephanie and Cass regularly paint his nails because he’s the only batboy who stays still long enough
*Knocks something off his desk by accident* “ah gravity, my old arch nemesis”
Forgets everyone outside the Batfam isn’t used to his sense of dark humor leading to a lot of concerned conversations with the Titans “Hey, how are you?” Tim: “Dead inside”… “Jesus, are you okay?” Tim: “Oh shit yeah why?”
Tim: “Everything sucks, the world is bleak, global warming will kill us all! unless we die by a nuclear war first. I might as well just go dig a hole and rot!!” Dick: “Someone forgot to refill the coffee machine didn’t they?” Tim: “I live with animals DICK!! ANIMALS!!”
Monopoly mastermind, don’t play with this kid unless you’ve accepted the bitter sting of resentment that comes with loosing
*Loud crashing sound followed by a thud * “I’M OKAY!”
Odd socks, why bother pairing them? they’re on his feet, nobody is going to notice he has one Christmas sock and one alphabet sock on beneath his shoes Alfred!!
Falls asleep anywhere, halfway through eating cereal, on his keyboard while researching, in the shower, basically anywhere except his bed
Scared of spiders, THEY HAVE TOO MANY LEGS TO BE TRUSTED!! “The maximum amount of legs for a trustworthy creature is four Jason! FOUR!!! SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT!! THAT IS AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF LEGS!!”
*Is inconvenienced in any way* “I blame the youth”
Tim: “DOWN WITH THE UPPER CLASS!!” Steph: “Tim… you ARE the upper class”
jbbartram-illu
yousharknotpass
janainaart
andulkaphoto
origamiaround
izzy806
