B the asshole

I'm the resident degenerate of the Dailydianakko server. I like science, movies, and Robert Pattinson.

[itskyalenotkyle]

When ya man’s choking but it makes a good beat

[moved-flixlz]

BLOOM INTO YOU DUB MOMENTS THAT HAD ME CACKLING

[byebyenothere]

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[oldlunchmeat]

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

[urban-spaceman]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yaboywillyshakes]

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[shiftythrifting]

[papillon-en-fleur-deactivated20]

I NEED THIS SHIRT. WHERE IS IT FROM?!?!?!??!

[the-memedaddy]

here...

[deepwaterfiction]

Text: The tunnel into the city took twenty extra minutes to pass through, if you forgot to pay respects before you entered. 

[deth2250]

F

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[aquilaofarkham]

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

[badkidgorgug]

@smol-frenchfry i know you dont watch pnf but can i interest you in this short clip that rly tells you a lot about it

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[grymmoires]

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

[grymmoires]

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

[paganinpurple]

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

[scholarlypidgeot]

It’s only been two years????

[mistermustachio]

IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS?!??!??

[irredeemable-stew-deactivated20]

27th December, 2ATP

[paper-mario-wiki]

if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.

[iguanamouth]

wow ! what a good post :) ! thank you for sharing. anyway this is the outfit im going to wear while im hunting you down for sport