i'm so tired (lol)

Mirror | 26+ | They/Them | Genderqueer | Been away and drawing almost exclusively Good Omens for like. 2 years now. Art is @mirrorsart 

[kiiingsnake]

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

????? vampires have hands?????????

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah??

[kiiingsnake]

ayo what the FUCK 

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

why wouldn’t they??

[kiiingsnake]

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE FUCKING MOPED???

[kiiingsnake]

THE FUCKING MOPED

[that-house]

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

[camellianswer]

vampires: exist

op:

[that-house]

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

[kiiingsnake]

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

[joyflameball]

this post is six days old

[castingcomets]

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

[ante--meridiem]

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[mr-quiyst]

This is stone cold truth.

[lookitsstevie]

A merfolk's worst nightmare

I fully blame @oniriacreation and the cursed reverse mermaid youtube video for this hahhaah

[enbycourse]

Online autistic communities/advocates really seem to forget that it isn’t exclusively “uwu cute hyperfixation hehe stim break hand flap.”

You’re not advocating for autism if you don’t include the weird kids who have strange interests and are socially awkward, but not in the cute way. The ones people often describe as creepy, or call freaks.

Or the nonverbal special education students who groan and scream in the hallways at school while people in classrooms hold back laughter because for some reason they find it funny.

Or the violent aggressive autistic people who cause damage to themselves and everything around them at one minor inconvenience and will never live independently.

Or autistic adults with picture perfect families and lives, who do not relate to the autistic “culture” that’s now been portrayed online.

Or autistic people who don’t benefit from stim toys, who don’t look at it as a huge factor in their lives, who went through therapy to help them learn skills that they struggled with.

If you don’t advocate for the scary cases and symptoms, the weird autistic people, the incapable autistic people, you’re not advocating for autism. It’s a spectrum and it’s not going to be pretty sometimes. If you don’t acknowledge and include those cases, especially if you’re autistic yourself, can you really say you’re advocating for autism, or is it just yourself?

When you refer to the autistic community, you’re talking about them too. Remember that.

[neil-gaiman]

Hey Neil! Do you have any advice for aspiring authors around dealing with tropes? I'm writing something but at times it feels like everything is too trope-y. I don't want to go against the tropes though just for the sake of it! Cheers - A very self critical writer

I kind of wish that the whole "TV tropes" thing had never happened, to be honest. As far as I'm concerned it's like a website that analyses word use or letter of the alphabet use, with the additional function of making people self-conscious.

There aren't a lot of story shapes. In a love story, people get to meet. Either they meet dramatically or they meet in a way that is interesting by being undramatic. Either they fall for each other or they don't, or one falls but the other doesn't. Something had better prevent them from getting together, whether it's pride or a guard with a gun, because otherwise you don't have a plot, unless they get together and then something goes wrong... and on and on. Everything is going to be some kind of trope, and none of that actually matters. What matters is the story. Pretend you've never heard of tropes.

Tell your story. Tell it new, tell it freshly, have fun telling it. Make characters we care about, give them interesting problems to solve, sort it out in the end or at least make the ending, whether happy or sad, feel satisfying, and you'll be fine.

[writing-prompt-s]

!!!

[luisonte]

[katsen13]

My favorite was when he was blindfolded and he started to run then stopped and remembered that he couldn’t see like ‘wait, maybe this isn’t a good idea right now.’

[broken-horn-of-equius]

The noises get me. A great examples of just some of humanity’s “happy ape noises”

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ryan-sometimes]

It would be so funny if autistic people started describing allistic experience the same pathologised way doctors describe autism

[ryan-sometimes]

Symptoms of being neurotypical:

You have immobile, frozen hands that do not fidget.

Your interests are shallow.

You read into phrases past their actual meanings.

You are unbothered by eye contact and enjoy staring into people's eyeballs.

You do not notice patterns in numbers and objects even when they are logically connected.

You don't mind doing things without planning them out first.

Instead of saying exactly what you think, you expect others to infer it based on subjective social rules.

[bunnie-blogging]

[lookitsstevie]

Exclusivity period of @enchantedomenszine​ is over! I present you Captain Aziraphale with a curious sea snek : )

There’s a sticker too!! ; )

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[coughedfeathers]

@nightmareantagonist

[justpastryvideos]

x

[thebigbiwolf]

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hero-in-high-tops]

YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I RAN INTO

ITS HER

[somespicyshrimp]

love how it’s become completely normal and acceptable to say explicitly sexual shit to random strangers on the internet, especially if they’re women. girl on tiktok has more than a b cup? top comments on anything she posts are automatically “mommy sorry mommy sorry”. woman on the internet is pretty and also feminine? “submissive and breedable” like that’s not the exact kind of gross, infantilizing shit women hear irl every single day. i constantly see comments on teenagers’ posts saying “hey don’t sexualize her she’s a minor” like it’s not weird or misogynistic to talk about a stranger’s “mommy milkers” online so long as she’s 18 or older. fuck. maybe i’m a prude but i just don’t think you should get to make gross objectifying comments at random strangers just because you think the veneer of a mom fetish makes it #coolquirkyandprogressive instead of just creepy

[somespicyshrimp]

and this is one of those cases where i absolutely agree with the “well it happens to men too” addition. bc it’s not subversive or feminist to spam random men with “looking submissive and breedable” or pegging jokes or whatever brand of sexual harassment is cool now. it’s just gross.