#softwareinstability

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Nines: So you like cats?

Gavin: Yeah.

Nines: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[m0kk4]

when he calls you son

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Connor, texting Hank: sends a voice message

Hank, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Connor: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Hank: presses play

Connor's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Hank: Connor, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Hank: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Perkins: You’re too late, Deviants! You'll never stop us now!

Markus: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:

Simon: Friendship!

Josh: Harmony!

North: Incredible violence.

Markus: And love!

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Markus: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Simon: Peonies, why?

Markus:

Simon: Were you going to get me flowers?

Markus:

Simon:

Markus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Connor: I taught Sumo a new trick. Fetch!

*throws ball*

Sumo: *just stands there*

Hank: He didn’t do it.

Connor: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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Gavin: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Tina: >:O language

Connor: Yeah watch your fucking language

Hank: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CONNOR THE FUCK WORD?

Gavin: 'The fuck word'.

Chris: Are you all guys stupid? And Hank, you use the f word all the time!

Tina: Oh my god he censored it

Gavin: Say fuck, Chris.

Hank: Do it, Chris. Say fuck.