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You know what they say, Officerβ¦ If itβs getting too loud, youβre gettinβ too old.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
I like to punish people too.
Feels good to get away with something, doesnβt it?Β
People like to tell me things. Those deep, dark, naughty little desires thatβre really on their minds.
Here, take more, itβs only money.
You people are funny about your laws.
Have I ever told you how incredibly sexy you are when you canβt control your emotions?
Iβm retired. Iβve got nothing but time.
I think you have a visitor.
Howβs it hanging, big guy?
Your return to The Underworld has been⦠requested.
Yep, here it is. The seventh of Never through the fifteenth of Ainβt Gonna Happen? Howβs that work for you guys?
Iβm consistently surprised by the whole no sense of humor thing.
Look, remind Dad I quit Hell because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play.Β
Iβll warn you against disrespecting Our Father.
You are a mockery of everything divine.
Β Do you think Iβm the devil because Iβm inherently evil or simply because dear olβ Dad decided I was? Isnβt this a classic case of labeling?Β
What do you think happens when the Devil leaves Hell? All those demons, those tormented souls⦠where do they go?
Tell Father, Iβm not. Going. Back.
So you, my feathered friend, can go to hell.
He will not be merciful much longer.Β
Can I have your autograph?
Reminds me of how it was before everything got so big and messy.
Sometimes I feel like you were the only one who was ever really honest with me.
Did I sell my soul to the Devil?
That would imply the Devil is actually interested in your soul.Β
Β I told you I wanted to be a star and thatβs when things started happening for me.Β
You do call yourself Lucifer.Β
Call me whatever you want, but Iβm really just a patron of the arts.
Honestly, I introduced you to a few key people who owed me favors. Thatβs all.
Do you think Iβm talented?
You have one of the most beautiful voices Iβve ever heard. Itβs sweet, dirty, sexy, soulfulβ¦Β
I knew you were a star, I just helped the world catch up.Β
Because along with the good came a hell of a lot of bad.
Oh, so the Devil made you do it?
Your choices are on you, my dear.
The toxic relationships were my biggest screw-up. God, I really do have the worst taste in menβ¦Β
Β I canβt believe you almost married that sweaty little impβ¦
I suggested you work with him β not sleep with him.
He trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys a month ago. Cried. Said he wanted to get back together.Β
God has nothing to do with your mess anymore than I do.
You didnβt sell your soul, but you do owe me a favor. Looks like itβs time to settle up.
What Iβm about to ask is going to be quite difficult for you.
Get it together before itβs too late. Youβre wasting your talent. Your life.
Iβm gonna do what you asked. Iβm gonna get it together. I promise.
Itβs not about me. All these terrible things that werenβt supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
Tell me why. Why did you end her life?
I can smell death coming for you β shall I speed it along?
Times like these I wish I was back in Hell.