deus subridens

I believe in you. I, Kevin Free, voice of Desert Bluffs, believe in you. I believe in a smiling God and you believe in a smiling God. I believe in Strex Corp, and I believe in the existence of our perfect selves. Indie Kevin Free. Welcome to Nightvale. Selective. NSFW. Please read About and Disclaimer before interacting. NO ART IS MINE. Thank you! .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- . / - --- / ... - .-. . -..- -.-. --- .-. .--. .-.-.-

[deusxsubridens]

i'm gonna step off for a moment to make a cross stitch pattern. i will be back! and if i'm not back tonight, i'll be back this week! 

[clocksthatdontwork]

"How do you even know if I am boring? You’ve never put any effort into getting to know me…"

[deusxsubridens]

"I'm fairly good at guessing. But, with a hundred percent certainty, I know you are boring."

[usuallyfine]

A soft growl rumbled in the back of his throat as his eyes rolled up and over in irritation. He leaned back to get out of reach of Kevin’s hand. “Maybe,” he said lowly. “But, luckily, that’s impossible.”

[deusxsubridens]

"Nothing is impossible. Believe me."

[loremxsubridens]

There was really no warnings or preceding to this as Kevin suddenly appeared in a fit of giggles and pinched Gabriel's cheek. "Hi, Mr. Sunshine," he gushed before kissing the other, unpinched, cheek.

Gabriel was almost stunned as Kevin pinched his cheek, only to look up. There was a soft smile on the man’s features as his boyfriend kissed him. “Oh…” There was a tilt of Gabriel’s head as he looked emptily at Kevin.

This just had to be another hallucination. There was no possible way Kevin was back. 

"You’re not actually here, Kevin."

[deusxsubridens]

"Of course I am."

But the voice sounded distant despite how close he was to Gabriel. The closeness only seemed to emphsize how far away, how nonexistant Kevin was. To Kevin, however, he couldn't have been any closer to Gabriel if he tried. And tried he did.

"Where else would I be?" His voice was soft as he relaxed, the laughter fading from his voice as he only smiled and moved to straighten Gabriel's tie. 

[letmeaskmyquestions]

"Apparently not. You called me hilarious first, so obviously I’m not Mr. Boring. You shouldn’t contradict yourself, Kevin, that’s a very bad habit."

[deusxsubridens]

"And so is being annoying, as you so clearly pointed out."

[dearxlisteners-blog]

"Kevin, of course I care about you. I’m back here, aren’t I?"

[deusxsubridens]

"You have a funny way of showing it. You're back. Making me your second option. I'm no one's second option. Especially not yours. How dare you? How... how dare you? Are you aware of how much you hurt me? You don't care. How dare you even... pretend to care?"

[letmeaskmyquestions]

        “Are you talking to me or your reflection?”

[deusxsubridens]

"Ha. Ha. Oh, you are hilarious. Very funny. Why, no, Mr. Boring. I was talking to you."

[dearxlisteners-blog]

"Is this about the fact that I left for a bit? Kevin, don’t give me that face."

[deusxsubridens]

  "Why would you care? I'll give you any sort of face I want. Why would you eve care about me at all?"

[clocksthatdontwork]

"Woah. Rude."

[deusxsubridens]

"Not rude. Accurate."

[usuallyfine]

"Boring? I think I’m very interesting, thank you very much." He frowned faintly, his tail flicking back and forth in irritation.

[deusxsubridens]

"You'd be much more interesting with your own tongue wrapped around your face. Why, you'd be all sorts of interesting then!" Kevin laughed as he reached forward to ruffle Carlos' hair. 

[dearxlisteners-blog]

"What? Kevin… how could you say that?"

[deusxsubridens]

"How could I say that? Oh, very easily. In fact, I'll say it again. You are boring."

[deusxsubridens]

smilingindoctrinator replied to your post:drops in from outer space  what am i doing here  ...

[cLIMBS ALL OVER YOUR FACE]

WOAH THERE

WOAH THERE

CALM DOWN

REALLY

IT'S JUST ME 

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[deusxsubridens]

"What the shit, yo?"

[deusxsubridens]

I...

I didn't realize how much I was missed.

Guys, really, I needed this. Thank you.

[deusxsubridens]

" -- ACHOO!!"

Kevin sniffles and tries his best to hide how very obviously sick he is.

"I'm not sick," he says defiantly and nasily, "I'm one hundred and fifty percent -- CHOO -- feeling well. I have to get to -- ACHOO -- work."

[deusxsubridens]

"Boring. You're very, very boring. Just. Incredibly boring."

[deusxsubridens]

drops in from outer space 

what am i doing here 

i guess i am here 

weLP HI <3