I bet it gets lonely in heaven

Devin - 25 - Male - Manitoba, Canada snapchat- dev-burn

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[perfectplacebo]

Psssssst

Anyone know where I can get weed in Minneapolis when I travel there next week?

Is anyone even on this god forsaken platform anymore?

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[ottermatopoeia]

When i throw one (1) article of clothing on the floor

[miskatonicaquarium]

The Great Old One by Xandyclause

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Men get pegged

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

[kvotheunkvothe]

[angelicguy]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[sonypraystation]

I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard

happy valentines day

[slickkjames]

I am cackling right now

[tastefullyoffensive]

[zagreus]

some of monty python’s flying circus really doesn’t hold up that well in hindsight but the argument sketch? that’s fucking classic

[zagreus]

it’s just so funny on every level, and the timing’s fucking impeccable

[slimyswampghost]

“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”

[crow--teeth]

me n the boys out for a walk

[morbidfantasy21]

Night Burn by Florian / Noxsters

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[healturn]

Made a meme 2 represent how my life has been going lately