@healturn - Tumblr Blog

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

catcrumb

itmeansalot

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

gunsandfireandshit

supermariomamafucker

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

mythmagicetc

liking your vaguepost because i know exactly what you’re talking about (there is a 60% chance i am wrong)

pokkin

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

lake-erie

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

football-in-tuxedos

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

fruitsoftheape100

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

destikneeschild

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

fakelaurent-deactivated20191028

So so so fucking real

jarfieid

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

sapphling

gets a post like from the esoteric fetish mutual and slides a single bead away from the side of an abacus labeled KILL SELF

aurpiment

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese