Yes, I'm a Dimmadome. DUH!!

Grandchild of Doug Dimmadome, and heir to the Dimmathrone!!!

[w3irdgirlz]

@dev-dimmadome-is-cool pspspspspspspspspspsps

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Alright, if you say so! >B3

*rubs hands together like a mosquito*

FA—

[peri-bee-fairywinkle]

Dev keeps wishing for "the perfect cupcake."

Perfection is subjective — so I poofed up the worst looking cupcake I could! It still looks alright, but it's far from "perfect" 😉

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

WRONG, TRY AGAIN—

Wait. This'll do, actually. Maybe you're not as pickle brained as I thought. B/

[boots-lover1]

Meet my boyfriend and future Co-Ceo of Dimmadome Global, Professor Membrane.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

DAD LET ME OUT!!! GAZ IS CHILL BUT THE OTHER KID IS SMELLY AND HE KEEPS YELLING ABOUT THE PARANORMAL!!!!

Peri, I told you to hide! This kid is freaking me out, and if he finds you, then—

[boots-lover1]

SHUT UP DEVIN, I'M MAKING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!!!! SUFFER IN SILENCE.

HE's scrubbing my boots right now. Oh yes, right there.

[peri-bee-fairywinkle]

That's DIABOLICAL. 💀

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Rattling the bars of my cage. Free me from the

autism chamber

[boots-lover1]

Meet my boyfriend and future Co-Ceo of Dimmadome Global, Professor Membrane.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

DAD LET ME OUT!!! GAZ IS CHILL BUT THE OTHER KID IS SMELLY AND HE KEEPS YELLING ABOUT THE PARANORMAL!!!!

Peri, I told you to hide! This kid is freaking me out, and if he finds you, then—

[boots-lover1]

Get a low taper fade.

This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

The meme is still massive btw

[boots-lover1]

You're sleeping outside tonight. And stop smirking at me when I say massive, I DON'T GET IT.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

B'(

[boots-lover1]

Get a low taper fade.

This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

The meme is still massive btw

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

[boots-lover1]

You're grounded.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

B:(

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Ugh, confession time...

One time dad confiscated my ipad so I stole his phone, took a picture of dog crap and posted it on Facebook with the caption "my dinner 😋🍽"

Anyway

[boots-lover1]

YOU WHAT. 🤯

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Oh, I thought you'd find it by now... oops. 🥲

Peri help.....

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Ugh, confession time...

One time dad confiscated my ipad so I stole his phone, took a picture of dog crap and posted it on Facebook with the caption "my dinner 😋🍽"

Anyway

[boots-lover1]

I asked Devin how he did his homework so quickly. He said to me, she easy on my peasy till I lemon squeezy.

It's raining, and he's locked outside. Don't let him gain any warmth.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Dad, let me in! It's just a meme, it's not that deep!

[w3irdgirlz]

DESTROY THE WEAK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GWT FUCKING READY @peri-fairywinkle-cosma @boots-lover1 @dev-dimmadome-is-cool @cosmo-fairywinkle @wanda-fairywinkle 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WATCH YOUR BAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!!!!!!!!

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Um. What does that even mean? I'm not weak, I have money. And fairies!!! I'm like, the king of America, remember????

[boots-lover1]

Hello, Dimmsdale. Would you be a good father to Dev if you were paid to do so? Like if each time you did something good for Dev, such as telling him you love him or you're proud of him, you earn a hundred bucks. Would you do it?

Declean doesn't deserve it, but hey, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. @dev-dimmadome-is-cool, I love you, kiddo....

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Wait, you do???? Chat, clip that!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨️

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

DAAAAD..... I wanna go to sleep!!!!

[boots-lover1]

Tough tiddles kiddles, we gotta watch the whole first half of FOPANW ON DIMMAFLIX!

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Err, okay, dad! B:)

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

DAAAAD..... I wanna go to sleep!!!!

[boots-lover1]

Why havent you sold your "son" yet

If I keep him for longer he'll rise in value, obviously.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

I thought you did sell me?? To peri and irep??

[boots-lover1]

Uh oh! Youngin' alert! @dev-dimmadome-is-cool

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Uh oh! Old man alert!

[boots-lover1]

You're grounded.

[dev-dimmadome-is-cool]

Whu-?? BUT YOU STARTED IT!?!?!