OH boi Clark askin’ the real questions in Lief
Clark: Hey, man… I’ve been wondering… What are you ? Male ? Female ? Kake: It’s a real mystery, Clark ! Clark: Nah, I mean, seriously… Kake: Gee, such a nice sense of humour, can’t even get a joke runnin’, huh ?
Clark: For real, though, are you male ? You don’t seem female to me… Kake: Why not female, Clark ? What makes me male to ya ? Clark: Well, you don’t act “lady-like”, if you know what I mean… Kake: What does “lady-like” mean, Clark ? Clark: Oh, you know… Delicate or something… Then again, you do get angry very often anyway so… Kake: How does bein’ delicate and/or often angry a female thing to do, Clark ? Clark: Uuuh… It’s just in general I guess. But if you were female, how come you sound male to me ? Maybe you’re an hermaphrodite species ?? Kake: Clark, I’m not supposed to sound like anythin’ to begin with. What ya hear is an interpretation from your brain of the information I emit. Clark: Oh… Yeah… But when I think about it, it makes more sense that you’re a cranky cool dude because you purposely write in a manly manner. Kake: Or, I just find it entertainin’. Clark: Ah… Sooo… What are you ? Kake: Idk, ya tell me. Clark: You’ve got to be a dude…
Kake: But what if I reeeaaally AM female, Clark ? Do you have any problems with that ? Clark: Uhmm… Err… Kake: UN-fkucin’-believable.
Clark: So you really are female !? Kake: *SIGH* No. Clark: Oh, so you’re a guy ! Kake: No. Clark: T-then wtf are you ?? Kake: Definitely none of this earthly evolutionary nonsense. Clark: Wat ? Wtf do you mean ? Kake: Bruh, ya but simply slappin’ human labels on me or somethin’. I’m a fukcin’ alien. Chill. Clark: B-But, isn’t that how Nature works and all ? Kake: STFU, Clark, n’ go tell dat to the bacteria you’re slaughterin’ rite now.
