[deviantcxnnxr]

Connor: uwu drink 8 glasses of water per day!

Hank, chugging beer: No, I’m sad.

[deviantcxnnxr]

Hank: *gets a minor bruise* Connor: I have observed a whole new technique to heal and create pain relief for this kind of wound. I have observed it is commonly used by mothers in the park Connor: *kisses the wound* Hank: ... Connor: it’s called kissing it better Hank: ... Hank: ... Hank: ... Hank: I think I got a bruise on my lip

You just added 10 years to my lifespan 

[deviantcxnnxr]

Summary of Hank:

[deviantcxnnxr]

Hank: kiss me, Connor Connor: *licks Hank in the face* Hank: *blushing* for fuck’s sake! That’s how goddamn DOGS give kisses! Connor: oh... Connor: could you show me how humans does it then...?

smooth 

[deviantcxnnxr]

Are you okay Hank, something‘s up with your face-

Oh great now he’s doing it too

I’m done

[aeromemey]

Detroit: Get Rekt Bonus: 

[rainbowz00-deactivated20220907]

I couldn’t get it out of my head.

[spac-e-b0y]

the most simple yet complicated question of an android’s life

[arsuf]

“RK800. I’m a prototype.”

[arsuf]

“If anyone has a chance of infiltrating CyberLife, it’s me.” “If you go there, they will kill you.”

[arsuf]

“As a last attempt at solving the deviant investigation, Connor disguised himself as a deviant for the purposes of infiltrating Jericho… and confronting the deviant leader.”

[arsuf]

“What about you, Connor? Whose side are you on?”

[arsuf]

“Now that we’re partners, I thought it would be a good idea to get to know each other better so we can work as a team.”

[incorrectdetroitbh]

Hank: I played scrabble last night. It was a nightmare.

Chris: Why? Scrabble is great!

Hank: Not when you’re playing with Connor. He puts words like “aposiopesis” and I put “dog”.

[akimonochan-deactivated20250810]

Just gonna post this quick doodle before I deck out 👀 I love him sm what the fucj

[butt-x-fucked-blog-deactivated2]

It fits so well 😂

Credit to: soft_deviant

[karmaheartsofstone]