Retro!

Hello, welcome!! Stay as long as you’d like! Milo/Retro •• 25 •• He/They pronouns mainly •• Mascandrogyne GreyAroAce •• Art tag is “#my art”! ••COMMISSIONS OPEN••

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I FINALLY UPDATED MY COMMISSION INFO!!!!! Please consider commissioning me I'd love to work with yall!!

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For the first time I think just about ever, I'm going to be closing my commissions for an extended period of time. I'll be finishing up the commissions I'm working on right now but I need a break to work on stuff freely for myself. I promise I'll make a new announcement once I feel I've recovered mentally enough to handle it all. Thank you all for understanding! I look forward to working with you all again later on!

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OK SETTING ASIDE THE MILK QUESTIONS.....

I like to the Jester would try to be friends with ANY of the TBD cookies. And they'd just....bound with him and like adopt him. Mostly Timekeeper cause I'm sure she'd find it funny.

i haven't played crob in so long and i missed the tbd update there so i know just about nothing about it other than what little i've played of the crk update, but they seem like a friendly bunch that like to bring in people from stray timelines, so he'd probably fit right in.

have a blueberry being shown some blueprints and stuff by croissant (moments before he begins to ask a bajillion questions)

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Avatar of Destiny X Jester

blueberry they're gonna take you to their nest if you're not careful

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Goat you should read Nymph Security Foundation

Totally is not my own fic that i throught you would like. 👁️👁️

you say this and provide NO LINKS. jail jail for 1000 years.

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You know Sage of Truth? I imagine Blueberry is similar was in he sometimes he genuinely doesn't feel like being a good person but he stills does what a good person would do

he's very curious about the thin line between what's right and wrong, and how flexible it is. there are things that, of course, he knows are wrong, just like there are things he knows are right, but that grey area in the middle! it fascinates him! the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but how far down the road can he go before there's no coming back?

pure vanilla isn't even aware of how many limits blueberry tries to push in the pursuit of knowledge.

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Here it is

Melting machine cookie

It's a cookie that milk's cows

Why am I here? I'm not I'm not going to do that

Can you please leave me alone? I don't want to do that

finally, finally i have an image to use against the milking machine

(thanks again @bellatheinkdemon i wanted to credit you anyways since you did a version first i hope that's alright!!)

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someone else on strawpage asked how blueberry parents, and i don't think his methods would be the healthiest,, still loving and caring but also pushes a lot.

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blueberry jester but he's aged like wine and retired from the jestering business but not the entertainment business so now he sits on pianos and sings. this was a strawpage request that i ran with.

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uhm I haven't visited this au in a few weeks

what's going on 😭

(it's peak btw!!)

honestly i don't know if i've got a solid answer but in short, the milking machine crowd is getting bolder, the family dynamics crowd is being fed, and vocaloids/utaloids are real and canon in the new jester universe. and two new branching universes have also appeared but occasionally i push them together like barbie dolls. Also thank you!! :3

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The salt lick incident lives in my head /pos

i 🩵 salt lick i give them to blueberry as a tasty treat for not giving into the urge to push someone off the edge of the vanilla kingdom

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You gotta be kidding me

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I think this Au is just cursed

was it the milking machine crowd that clued you in. i set out rat traps with glasses of milk but it's not working.

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pretty sure that wasn't your intention but the whole "pure vanilla won't stop getting smc cookie pregnant and is using crocodile tears to convince him" thing kinda gives weird misogynistic "husband won't let wife decide what to do with her body" vibe.... Ik its fictional but its still weird

oh yeah that definitely wasn't my intention! i'm so so sorry, it totally didn't occur to me when i drew that response that it could be read like that, it was meant to just be a little poke at the amount of fankids i've designed for these two being more than enough and keep up with the running joke. i'll keep a better eye out for these things in the future, thanks for letting me know!

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How would pure vanilla react to seeing that blueberry has eyes in his hair

bad. near immediate panic mode, where he'd be paralyzed for a brief moment from shock and disbelief, then the panic would set in properly and he'd rush in to try and calm the situation before anyone else saw, hopefully.

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Referencing this for what I'm about to say next: https://www.tumblr.com/spac-e-b0y/805557967542976512/live-how-much-pure-vanilla-gets-in-the-jester-bed?source=share

Btw...is shadow milk still getting that operation once he is back to normal or...because that conversation I bet would be crazy:

Pure vanilla: blue bird, you're finally back, I loved and missed you so much! Let's celebrate with a child-

Shadow milk: hold it right there, nilly! I think we've had enough kids!

Pure vanilla: *cutest teary puppy eyes-* bluebird...

Shadow milk: I think blueberry jester was onto some-no no no don't cry!

those crocodile tears are fooling NO ONE.

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Got the blue one

We got the red one. That's all of them. Not like I'm forgetting a certain yellow one but there's no yellow one there. Only those two

Meanwhile, she clawing in the corner

she was accidentally locked out and they can't hear her triple baka chirps through the window

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Would it be possible to get Blueberry Jester kissing Blueberry Scholar and/or Vanilla Hermit? I think they'd make a cute group <3

who needs memories when you can just kiss. i'd imagine they're tingly kisses what with different timelines getting crossed over.