SENTENCE MEME ⟶ COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE / FRESHLY BREWED ( 1.01 – 1.04 )
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“He took absurd, and went into bizarre and psychopathic.”
“They had to know it was insane.”
“Nobody does things like this anymore.”
“It’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E. Cheese.”
“Oh, now it’s not starting to make sense.”
“Is that why you called, to tell me you were good?”
“It never ends well with me. Ever!”
“Let’s get some coffee. I’m dying for coffee.”
“There’s a couple places down there I’m not allowed.”
“I’m in public. There’s not privacy out in public, that’s why it’s called public.”
“I have a show I want to pitch you called Celebrity Toilet Cams.”
“My vocabulary is too weak to come up with something else.”
“If you had something to fall back on, would you be as passionate?”
“Who doesn’t like doughnuts?”
“You wanna have about six doughnuts each?”
“Talking to my dad while he’s eating is like talking to a blender with the top off.”
“There’s something comforting about these places.”
“This is the underestimated ordinary world.”
“The world has not changed that much just because people know who you are.”
“There’s too much world.”
“You should have this problem.”
“They started laughing at my crying.”
“I have tons of confidence.”
“Chocolate doughnuts give me the sweats.”
“It’s like something from a porn set.”
“My wife is the most insulting, and I love it.”
“Will this be the end of our friendship?”
“Some would say that maybe that’s compensating for something.”
“You were on camera but I wouldn’t call that talent.”
“Do you think if they only made one Hangover and didn’t make the other two, it would be considered a comedy classic? Do you think that they destroyed what would have been a comedy classic by the cash grab of 2 and 3?”
“What’s the deal with old people? They’re so close to death.”
“There’s something fun about old, futuristic things.”
“You know the French, they don’t care about anyone else.”
“They’re notoriously selfish people, the French.”
“You have amazing eyelashes for an adult.”
“Sometimes I’m shotgun, other times I’m in the fucking trunk.”
“I’m a real socially awkward guy.”
“If I could make bread like that, I’d look down on everybody too.”
“Their condescension is earned.”
“Do you ever think about your own relevancy?”
“What would you like people to think when they see you?”
“A penis is kind of like an expandable stroller.”
“I’ve never seen anyone drink so much coffee in my entire life.”
“Keep giving her horses until she can’t stand them.”
“You gotta have a favorite kid.”
“We could recreate him with that DNA.”
“Don’t just tell me you’re a crack addict, that’s not funny.”
“That would be the scariest job to me.”
“I love it when a plan works.”