#{;;crack}

[hells-hazbins]

@mic-check-smile ;; From here.

[📺] He ignores any protest that may happen as he lifts Alastor into his arms. He had a long back and forth with himself about this, but ultimately, he had made a decision. One that would likely effect both of them, but he was definitely getting the better end of the deal.

"You're coming back with me to Hell, sweetheart," he remarked, carrying him toward the portal he had come through, "Don't worry. You'll like it there. I'll make sure you're safe and taken care of. And fuck Alastor. He had his younger self. A replacement. Something better.

[goldandcinders]

absolute crack — open

“You cheating son of a bitch! You are supposed to say mēre when you only have one card left!”

The princess tossed down her cards on the table with a huff, clearly irritated that she had lost.

“You have to say mēre, it’s a Valyrian game!”

[krypptonian]

I SEE YOU LIKING THAT POST HES BEING GANGED UP ON NOW @starboipersona @worldsokayestdad

☀️— He just doesn’t want his kid going to a midnight movie premiere on a school night when it’s Thursday and he could go Friday. Why is this so wrong? This is parenting…

[pxrifiedmxniac]

dni if you stinky or you blink

[meloraan]

“Does retail therapy count?”

[nerditudes]

but what if ketchup was good for pikachus?

[brightchill]

@nosenipped, continued:

"I am not making fun of you, I genuinely do not know what kpop is! Is it- some kind of soda, or-"

"People are like, you look like you like k-pop, and I just have to smile and pretend I know what that word means!"