all the points where contact fails us

he + it / 20s / this account is a pile of papers on my bedside table

[devil-intheshortwave]

on a quest for the most masculine bra in target

[you2018]

HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!

[hisvulcanboyfriend]

This is what I do all day

[meowcentrale]

let mama clean the blood off you

[houndmother]

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

[louisegluckpdf]

matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try

[capacity2]

The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

[magnus-in-my-protocol]

Tried it. Made everything extremely worse actually

[capacity2]

Thats because you didn’t try hard enough or maybe there’s something inherently wrong with you and everybody knows it

[cryptic-symbols]

embarassingly I think im just now understanding the cult appreciation for spent gladiator 2. show up in shining colours and then stand there and get hit. just stay alive. stay forever alive. fuck yeah brother i'll drink to that

[allsadnshit]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

[devil-intheshortwave]

ok no more tumblr on phone

[devil-intheshortwave]

i’ve become a house shoes person at the ripe old age of 25

[loveridden1999]

[devil-intheshortwave]

it’s like barely 10 and i am drenched in sweat i hate summer im sorry i ever wanted it to be warm

[hrjrjj]

[ofhoovesandheart]

appaloosa mustang and her colt ☁️

[sweetoothgirl]

Pistachio and Blackberry Olive Oil Cake

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother