Devil May Cry

CALL 666-OHMYGOD or ASK HERE

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Got a problem? We can solve it!

Welcome to Devil May Cry, the business with seasoned investigators who can handle YOUR needs! There is never a job too hard.

We have three highly qualified hunters to choose from, just send in your ask with their extension, and they'll get back to you! Don't have a preference of hunter? Leave out the extention, and the next available hunter will respond!

AVAILABLE: Available for you!

ON CALL: Not exactly available, but they'll get back to you.

UNAVAILABLE: They unfortunately aren't around, but will be back as soon as possible.

Our Hunters:

Dante - Founder/Hunter - EXT: 001

Age: 33 - Sex: Male - Availability: AVAILABLE

Current Clients: Luna, Butter, Harps♾️, Patty Lowell, 😘, Leon

Lady - Hunter - EXT: 002

Age: 32 - Sex: Female - Availability: ON CALL

Current Clients: Luna, 🐞

Trish - Hunter - EXT: 003

Age: N/A - Sex: Female - Availability: ON CALL

Current Clients: Luna

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Current Anons: 😘

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Managed by: J.D. Morrison and Patty!!!

information about the account here

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Hehehe, worth it.. 😘

So when I'm gonna see you with only them on??

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I don’t do those type of services, sorry. Out of my jurisdiction.

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Ok I wasn't expecting that-

BUT I still haven't gotten my kiss?? Even after draining all my savings to buy you a pair of boots that looks absolutely awesome on you?!

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Fine.

😙

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I suddenly identify as horse (check-mate!)

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… Interesting. I’ll keep that in mind.

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Well, I can think of one or two things you can do with them now 😘

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Ride horses and look cool.

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Ok, ok.. I'll buy you the boots..

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Perfect!

Been wanting some of those bad boys for a long time now.

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Maybe, dunno, I'm feeling lonely and risky might pamper you with that

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So… you’ll buy me cowboy boots.

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Should I get cowboy boots?

Important question. For the business. Business expenses.

- Dante 🗡️

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if its for the buisness you should get some for everyone

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*BUSINESS. how did i spell business wrong…??

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Only for the founder.

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For a very cheap price of a kiss, I would back you up for that boots 👁👁

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I look like a total perv but I'm not I promise, my intentions are pure

Is the kiss worth $299?

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Been watching Lady and Dante argue for the past 30 minutes about why Lady does not want Dante to call Bea “Little Lady” and her “Big Lady”.

How stupid can a man be?

Anyway, I’m going to continue watching.

- Trish💋

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Should I get cowboy boots?

Important question. For the business. Business expenses.

- Dante 🗡️

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Can I pay it with labour? 😔

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No.

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/ I hate the fact that I keep feeling like I need to apologize for going MIA because I shouldn’t be going MIA this much. I’m just not really doing 10/10 recently, mentally and physically. I’m so sorry if I get to asks really late at all. I’ll try and get through them soon.

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/ same here

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Aww, shucks..

Well, how much is a cheek kiss then?

And does it have student discount? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭🥺

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$175 USD, 10% student discount.

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I can’t wait to teach her how to use guns. 🥰

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W-wait, I'm getting a k-kiss?!

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Money first.

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😔😔😔 no kisses?

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I charge upfront.