Life's a piece of shit :)

[herzgestolper]

✨️✨️sagte er ohne weitere Erläuterung✨️✨️

[betweenheroesandvillains]

Only 13% of Germans thinking Merz is doing a good job and that's from BEFORE he went "also you will need a doctor's note from day 1 and can't call that in either you will have to go there in person good luck lmao"... Hans-Peter let's go dust off the Guillotine!

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[official-german-puns]

Der Boden ist Lava. Das Bett ist Lava. Die Luft ist Lava.

Alles ist Lava.

[thememedaddy]

[andrews-jort-loving-pipe-dream]

Me: *discussing my favorite book series with myself in the car on the way to work because i'm the only one who cares about it*

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4156:

if you have to use ai, make sure you... wait a second. why do you have to use ai? what possible situation means you cannot write it yourself? is there a gun to your head? 'have to' use ai. that's a good one. fuck off

[my-dailydreams]

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[fruitviking]

You gotta have

Soul

[thememedaddy]

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[gedascrown5768]

Don't mess with my gang

If you don't let us be your friend, we'll kick your ass

[animentality]

[nadeeta]