[lawfulneurotic]

AMONGST THE MASSIVE LIST I'm still pretty pissed they killed the sexy gay antler king in game of thrones

[lawfulneurotic]

homophobic

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[oui-sie-deactivated20250903]

Me, a bisexual:

[unclefather]

[rara-revolution]

[ohnotom]

I'm running on caffeine and adrenaline today. What could possibly go wrong?

[devilchicken]

2021 Mood

[spikes-productions]

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

[gravityjunior]

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[sandandglass]

[damnthatswhack-deactivated20150]

my favorite line from the show

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[inthefallofasparrow]

it ate them

[german-gtz]

[incestxgay]

Nothing made me feel more guilty than the silence after having sex with my dad. His cum sprayed all over my face, his still hard dick slapping against my cheek, and the sight of him looking down at my proud. I loved the way he made me feel, and I’d do it again, but something in the back of my head was reminding me of how wrong this was.

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

vampire trying to scare me: im literally going to kidnap you and suck your blood

me thinking they’re hot: good! what time

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[gaylor-moon]

[cal-frezi-deactivated20230604]

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved a some art.

[comfortably-chaotic-mind]

Wow

[countingprimes]

Why would you hide this in the tags !!!!

[hogtown-salt]

[softmasc]

y'all see sumn