still waiting for my telekinesis to manifest

benton. he/him. gay. museum educator. misanthrope. AuDHD. instagram | me

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[thequietedge]

📍Istanbul, October 2025

📷 Fujifilm X-T5 / XC15-45mm

[oroszvagyok]

Москва. Сокол (откр.1938).

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

[cheese-sample-official]

and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[psionic-cynic]

In order for that meal to have been as overpriced in May 1999 as it is in July 2026, the total would have needed to be $5.75. That means we are currently operating with a 64% markup on top of 100% inflation.

[overclassy]

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[zsx-cbr]

[anxeious]

[psionic-cynic]

[kazz-brekker]

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

[idgabuck]

*scanning you* huh. That’s strange.

It says you’re gay.

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]