still waiting for my telekinesis to manifest

benton. he/him. gay. museum educator. misanthrope. AuDHD. instagram | me

[ghaas]

The American Radiator Building, New York, Built 1924

[fierce]

[thehumanmale]

[apologize-to-no-one]

[socialmaya]

[lierdumoa]

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

[saintmarc]

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

Dictionnaire universel d'histoire naturelle 1849

[incoming-wormhole]

It's fine I'm totally not smad about it

[incoming-wormhole]

The Stargate reboot has been cancelled

[incoming-wormhole]

Happy Pride smh

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[animatedtext]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[psionic-cynic]

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[b3n-gay]

Now that all my extra work responsibilities have shifted to our new hire, I am so relaxed at work. Nothing is urgent. I have time to get shit done.

But now the new hire is stressed because he has Too Much. I feel for him cause it sucks, but I am determined to Remain Calm in the face of his a̧̜͙̤͖̯̜͍̾̄̂n̩͎͕̥̟̓̃ͨ̀x̪̼̼̮̏͐͟͝ͅͅi̴̥͕̟̭͔̐̒͗ḙ̹̞̣̰̈ͪ́̐̏̀̋͜͢ṱ̥̬͉̑ͤͫ̔ͪ̐̊̀y̷͕̮͕̞̹̱̝ͤ̀.

[b3n-gay]

Staying in my lane, hydrated, unbothered

[swarnpert]

every time trump does something just because he can there are always democrats in the comments of the articles asking "how is this legal???" and how many times are you going to ask that question. literal lucy with the football shit

[swarnpert]

democratic party strategy 2026