Obey Me Weed Headcannons Pt. 1
Lucifer, Mammon, and Leviathan
a/n: first time doing this so i’m super open to criticism and let me know if you want a part 2 or any additional requests :)
-absolutely will not partake in such activity.
-knows exactly what it is, and why it’s taboo in the human world.
-he isn’t pleased when he finds out you smoke.
-you try to put him at ease when you tell him it helps with anxiety and stress, and doing it occasionally or not as often won’t do much harm.
-while explaining this to the most stressed out person you know, this puts an idea in your head. 😈😈
-Lucifer continues in his study marking paperwork, when you softly knock on the door.
-“Luce, I made brownies!” you set them on his desk after entering.
-though not unusual of you to bring him food sometimes, it’s usually more sustaining food like if he’s working late and missing a meal, not just a random plate of baked goods.
-he thinks about the strange gesture for a bit and continues with his work.
-a few hours pass into the evening and he starts to get a little hungry so he decides to take a bite of the brownie.
-as he continues with his paperwork, he starts to feel a tingling sensation all over his body.
-his muscles start relaxing, eyes start to become heavy and sits back in his chair.
-he gives into the euphoric sensation for a bit
-after what he feels like have been a couple minutes he looks at the time and sees an hour has passed.
-he shakes his head vigorously and holds his hair trying to make sense of things and looks back to the brownies
-“Y/N!!!!!” you hear a pounding at your door
-you open it to see a very angry lucifer, you know he figured out exactly what has happened
-“But you felt relaxed didn’t you?” you pout as you rub his arm.
-he tries to resist the urge to melt under your touch but sighs while giving in and pulls you close
-you hold him as he comes down from his high
-there will be SEVERE punishment for this tomorrow.😈
-Mammon barges into your room after looking to see where Lucifer hid goldie this time.
-After rummaging around for 10 minutes he finds your smoke box.
-“MC ARE YA KIDDIN’ ME YOUR TAKIN’ DRUGS?! ARE YOU AN IDIOT DO YOU WANNA DIE DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SHIT CAN DO TO YA?!!!??”
-you start laughing a little and do you’re best to calm the demon down.
-He plops down on your bed in a “hmph” fashion crosses his arms and says “Glad ya think me carin’ ‘bout ya is funny or somethin”
-you explain to him that you and your friends in the human world would do it just for fun on some special occasions like birthday parties.
-you also explain to him that as long as you’re not using it in super excess there are some benefits to it.
-as you talk more you also mention that it can help with anxiety and stress.
-as the Avatar of Greed listens he realizes that he wants to have fun with you the way you’re friends used to, he wants to make his human happy.
-“Hey, MC....” he speaks tenderly, and you look up at him trying to read his facial expression “D-do you mind if- i mean it’s...”
-“Do you want to try?” you ask and he nods
-“Are you sure Mammon, I don’t want to pressure you into it, and if you don’t want to-“
-He cuts you off and reassures you that he’s “The Great Mammon” and isn’t afraid of a little ~marijuana~
-you roll the joint and light it for him and you tell him to inhale
-he takes a BIG first hit
-after coughing a ton (poor baby hit it way to hard, “go big or go home” mentality) he starts feeling the pressure leave his head.
-you rub his arm to check if he’s okay and he’s breaking out into uncontrollable giggles
-you cock an eyebrow at him and smirk, “Are you good?”
-He tries to answer you and then breaks out into laughter again
-“Ya know you’re realllyyy funny MC” he giggles out again.
-after this night, this becomes your guys’ thing
-little smoke seshes together sometimes, whatever the circumstance may be.
-Mammon knocks at your door and you look at his downward expression “Rough day?” you question, and he nods.
-you hug him and get set up.
-you don’t do it often but Mammon loves that this is his thing with his human.
-you sit with Levi’s room finishing up your homework while Levi is playing a video game.
-after finishing up, you let out a tension relieving sigh and lay back onto his bed.
-it’s a friday and it’s been a long week of
classes, so you decide to treat yourself for making it through the rough week.
-you pull up your backpack and reach for your ~special gummies~
-Levi looks back to check on you and notices you plop one into your mouth
-“Whatcha got there normie?”
-you briefly panic, but try to maintain composure as best you can;
“Oh, um it’s just one of my favorite candies from the human world.” you try to give a reassuring smile and combat your brow attempting to furrow.
-“Oh cool! can I have one?” he asks excitedly.
-“Uh n-no I don’t think you’ll like them they’re really—“
-The Avatar of Envy begins to get suspicious
“Okay y/n I know exactly what’s going on here”
-you start to panic for a brief second, but you shoot him a confused glance to prompt him to finish.
-“You’re just trying to pretend like you’re looking out for me and saying I wont like them because you want to keep them all for yourself, isnt that true?”
-Before you get to finish, Levi begins to walk towards you, and when he notices you get of the bet he pounces.
-You notice that they have slipped from your grip while trying to get out of the “bed tub” in haste and they plop on the floor.
-Levi reaches for the bag quickly and you run back to try to get it back.
-“Levi don’t please”, you beg.
-“Relax I just wanted to try one, do you really have to be so greedy I think you’ve been hanging out with Mammon too much; also, these are pretty good”
-He continues with his game and you watch him closely, you notice his face begin to drop and he starts to heave a little
-“Levi stop looking at the game.”
-“B-but I cant i have to win.” his panting becomes heavier and he swallows hard
-“Levi PLEASE stop the game”
-He stops to hold his head and you grab the console remote from him, pausing it.
-he starts to question why he feels this way and why the rooms are spinning, and you guide him to his bed.
-you lay down on the bed with him, and decide to put on TSL and cuddle him until he falls asleep which doesn’t take long.
-you explain to him everything in the morning
-“I’m never trying one of your normie candies again”
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