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"Word around school is that there's a Dick Olympics going around town. WELL WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR?! I command this to be a thing and anyone willing to participate is free to join the mayhem! Please, feel free to rock out with your cock out."
Welcome, Welcome!
My dearest Star,Â
I, as your headmaster, am very pleased that youâll be joining such astute and gifted children here as you craft and hone your talents! Before I forget, I am your fabulous headmaster, Mephisto Phelesâalways and forever at your service.Â
I, along with the other staff and faculty members, will do our very best to make sure you are given the epitome of education and experience to become the tip-top of your career! Do not doubt a single word I say, for I am a man of truth. Honorâdignity! And, last but not least, top-class fashion! But I digress, for Iâm getting ahead of myself and that happens quite a bit.
Welcome, my dear.
May you become a dazzling new star that paints our ever-expanding sky.
Yours in Eternity (Or, at this point, until you graduate),Â
Mephisto Pheles.Â
[Enclosed in this letter is your Charisma Card with a balance of 25 stars that can be used anywhere on or off campus to purchase whatever you wish~]
Start off!
From an undisclosed location, Mephisto stood on the school rooftop, watching the students get ready for the impending chaos. A dangerous smirk appeared on his shadowed face. From his coat pocket he pulled out a gun, held it high in the air, and let the bullets sail high into the sky.
"Oh my, oh my. I'm in for such a treat~ My lovely students are going to fight to the near death. I wonder if I should place bets."
May the games begin.Â
[Blares Make a Man Out Of You Loudly for Team Morale]
"What a beautiful sight it is seeing my students getting ready to slaughter one another~ Oh you make a headmaster pleased."
And then Yahoo wrote 37 articles about it and everyone lived happily ever after.
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"Caught wind of a panty raid going on~ What sort of headmaster would I be if I didn't join in the festivities?"
"Hey, can I have a bonfire night? Where, like, everybody brings me stuff they want to get rid of, an' I pile it all up, an' pour kerosene on it, an' light it all on fire? There'd be music. Pretty please?"
"I don't see why not~ Don't burn down any of my precious buildings or students, alright?"
"I am invited to this function, aren't I? Oh and the teachers! They should partake in this as well~"
"Ah! My gorgeous students! It has been so long, so long, since I've come to bother you! Allow me to smother you in kisses and love~"
A Bit of an Orientation
ââŠâIt is, and I wish I could say the same to you.â the teenager dryly responded, resisting the urge to sigh yet again. He really would love being left alone at this point. âAnd no, I didnât find it boring. In fact, I found it somewhat obnoxious and overdone.â So much for being polite. Then again, Ichigo isnât exactly the nicest of people around. It isnât surprising he only managed to remain pleasant for a few moments. But honestly, his answer isnât that extreme.
  âPlus, youâve guessed wrong. I donât have a problem with crowds. Just because someone doesnât wanna stick around in a sea of bodies doesnât mean they arenât a fan.â
âObnoxious and overdoneâŠ?â Mephistoâs voice dropped to a whisper, his eyes widening a bit. âOh⊠oh my! ThatâsâThatâs wonderful!â His happy, chipper tone was back in full force as he threw his arm over Ichigoâs shoulder, smiling broadly. âI was so scared that my speech was a bore but to be called obnoxiousâwhy, my boy, thatâs a compliment if I ever heard one!â And he has, multiple times.
âAh, ah,â boy this beryhead sure was a sassy one. âLet me adjust that sassy level of yours, boy. Itâs only natural for me to assume you hate crowds when you barely even immerse yourself for a second into the hodge podge of things. But you know what, thatâs a-okay~ A little solitude never hurt anyone. Now tell me, what do you hope to gain here at my lovely school?â because dammit he was going to be a good headmaster and get involved.Â
  âA bit of an education and something to do.â responded the teenager shortly, hip slowly cocking to the side as his hands rested on his hips. âA little solitude? Try a lot of solitude. If you think Iâm actually gonna be a social butterfly here youâre sorely mistaken.â
  Although at the first chunk of speech the man had spoken, Ichigo found himself arching a sharp brow upwards, and then almost immediately forced it to dip down to join the other in a scowl. If this is the man leading this school he isnât quite sure his father made the best decision forcing him here. The boy had already wanted to head off to medical school after completing his high school education at Karakura High in Japan, not Charisma High in Italy. This is just something to further prove his original plan was most likely the best.
"Excellente! Of course, Charisma offers the best education around asides from it's stellar entertainment program." Mephisto nodded eagerly. Yes, yes, he was so proud of his little school. "Looks as if I've stumbled upon a little sour patch kid!" Mephisto stop, that's not funny.
"Come now! Turn that frown upside down, Ichi-chan!" New nickname? I think yes. Mephisto patted the boy on the shoulder, a shit-eating grin on his face. He would make this kid 10% less snarky even if it killed him.Â
Assignment Reminders!
âI hope my cute little students havenât forgotten about their assignments~ Theyâre due tomorrow night at 12 PM! Failure to complete them shall result in me taking your soul.â
â⊠I had an assignment?â Well, crap.
MamimiÂ
âSamejima Mamimi! Your goal this week since youâre a photographeris to find oneperson and take multipleâand I mean multipleâshots of them in any fashion! Be that embarrassed, nude, not nude, partially nudeâI think youâre catching my drift! What I wish to see from you is your ability to capture human emotion from the lens! You have until next Tuesday to complete your goal, and I would like a minimum of 35 photos~â
âHopefully you can do a creative little photo album because who doesnât love creativity~?â
"This one right here, sunshine!"
"Your immortal soul will soon be mine~"
Assignment Reminders!
"I hope my cute little students haven't forgotten about their assignments~ They're due tomorrow night at 12 PM! Failure to complete them shall result in me taking your soul."
[x]
A Bit of an Orientation
ââŠâIt is, and I wish I could say the same to you.â the teenager dryly responded, resisting the urge to sigh yet again. He really would love being left alone at this point. âAnd no, I didnât find it boring. In fact, I found it somewhat obnoxious and overdone.â So much for being polite. Then again, Ichigo isnât exactly the nicest of people around. It isnât surprising he only managed to remain pleasant for a few moments. But honestly, his answer isnât that extreme.
  âPlus, youâve guessed wrong. I donât have a problem with crowds. Just because someone doesnât wanna stick around in a sea of bodies doesnât mean they arenât a fan.â
"Obnoxious and overdone...?" Mephisto's voice dropped to a whisper, his eyes widening a bit. "Oh... oh my! That's--That's wonderful!" His happy, chipper tone was back in full force as he threw his arm over Ichigo's shoulder, smiling broadly. "I was so scared that my speech was a bore but to be called obnoxious--why, my boy, that's a compliment if I ever heard one!" And he has, multiple times.
"Ah, ah," boy this beryhead sure was a sassy one. "Let me adjust that sassy level of yours, boy. It's only natural for me to assume you hate crowds when you barely even immerse yourself for a second into the hodge podge of things. But you know what, that's a-okay~ A little solitude never hurt anyone. Now tell me, what do you hope to gain here at my lovely school?" because dammit he was going to be a good headmaster and get involved.Â
Lucky Starsâ // Week 2
Samejima MamimiÂ
Siren Akushi
Otoya Ittoki
"Oh my! Did you think I forgot about giving you all assignments this week? Haha! Don't be silly! I would never forget such an important time for student development! I have randomly generated the amount of Stars you children will get, and this week the stars at stake are 45 Charisma Stars!
MamimiÂ
"Samejima Mamimi! Your goal this week since you're a photographer is to find one person and take multiple--and I mean multiple--shots of them in any fashion! Be that embarrassed, nude, not nude, partially nude--I think you're catching my drift! What I wish to see from you is your ability to capture human emotion from the lens! You have until next Tuesday to complete your goal, and I would like a minimum of 35 photos~"
"Hopefully you can do a creative little photo album because who doesn't love creativity~?"
SirenÂ
"Siren, my dear! Since your profession is a dancer it's your job to put on a performance over by Stellati Park! Gather up at least 10 people who would wish to see you shine, and correspond with one of our lovely Dance Instructors in order to help choreograph the perfect dance routine that'll knock everyone's pants off! You have until next Tuesday to put on your performance."
Ittoki
"My little hyperactive monkey! A pleasure, indeed. Since your profession is a musician and singer I want you to go around school and serenade to four different people! Ah, but here's the catch. You must dress up in something funky and outrageous while you're singing! I don't care what it is but I don't want you looking like a teenage boy--I want you looking like a teenage boy who does not give two inappropriate swear words about what he looks like, because he has a voice of a god! You have until next Tuesday to complete this goal~!"
--Mass Greeting
Mephisto felt so faint! He threw a hand over his forehead, sighing dramatically as he realized with grave certainty that yes, he had forgotten to greet his new students! "And I was doing so well the first week!" Ah, but his mind was always turning and going and going, never sticking fast and sure onto one thought. New ideas were always going off in that deranged trap called his mind. Clucking his tongue, Mephisto got to work on writing greeting letters for all his new students.
Dearest Star,Â
I, as your headmaster, am very pleased that youâll be joining such astute and gifted children here as you craft and hone your talents! Before I forget, I am your fabulous headmaster, Mephisto Phelesâalways and forever at your service.Â
I, along with the other staff and faculty members, will do our very best to make sure you are given the epitome of education and experience to become the tip-top of your career! Do not doubt a single word I say, for I am a man of truth. Honorâdignity! And, last but not least, top-class fashion! But I digress, for Iâm getting ahead of myself and that happens quite a bit.
Welcome, my dear.
May you become a dazzling new star that paints our ever-expanding sky.
Yours in Eternity (Or, at this point, until you graduate),Â
Mephisto Pheles.Â
 [Enclosed in this card is your Charisma Card with a value of 25 Charisma Stars to use as currency or ranking here at Charisma~]