Devilishghosts

How do we make Pokémon real??

[fromaliminalspace]

Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post

[moomooofdoom]

[perfectfeelings]

“It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”

— Unknown

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[talekinesis]

Odysseus: Would you love me if I was a worm :(

Penelope, confused but supportive: I would house you in the finest of soils with the best of composts. I would make sure you stayed happy and moist every single day

-

Zeus: *just watched their interaction*

Zeus: My dear, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Hera: Are worms loyal to their wives?

Zeus: okay

[zenayumiii]

That's how he feels for me

I love them

[kirstenly]

I made another incorrect EPIC quotes comic! The general script idea came from reddit user Creative_Army1776

[messymoonmad]

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

[sufferingink]

POLITES LAUGHING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

[freckled-forests]

The MOST dad thing joel miller has ever done is walk into his daughters room with the intent to fix some deep emotional hurt and been like ...wELL your guitar strings are shot imma fix them don't you worry see ya later and hustle out without saying another goddamn word

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[dragonairice]

Odysseus has a habit of looking to Eurylochus for things (see: ‘Eurylochus get the harpoons’ ‘Eurylochus go make sure this island is secure’ and ‘Eurylochus light up six torch-)

Anyways

If Odysseus at some point in Act 2 turns around to ask for something from his second in command and realises he’s not there anymore I’m going to curl up in a ball and cry.

[piedpip3rrr]

Thee kiddos

[tmntfixationxreader]

Y/n: Would you love me if I was a beach ball?

Donnie: We both know how I feel about beach balls... So no.

*****

Y/n hours later: *sighs loudly*

Mikey: What's wrong, Y/n?

Y/n: Donnie says he doesn't love me...

Donnie, yelling from his laboratory: AS A BEACH BALL!!

[chaewillriot]

Aiden, Ashlyn, Tyler, and [Y/N] walking together to class.

[Y/N] : *yapping about their interests then suddenly gets a crumpled piece of paper thrown at their head*

Barron, at a distance : "You talk too much, nerd!"

[Y/N] : *grumbles but picks the crumpled paper up off the floor*

Aiden, Ashlyn, and Tyler behind [Y/N]: *glaring fucking daggers at Barron*

[Y/N], surprised to see Barron and his friends running away : "Woah, what's that all about?"

Aiden, back to his giddy self : "You must've scared them off! Way to go, tiger!

Ashlyn : "You're way scarier than you think you are."

Tyler : "Tch. At least he knows not to mess with you anymore."

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[erebusbored]

I like to think when traveler gets to their own world, fantasy kiribaku will somehow manage to teleport to this world, and traveler gives them a tour of their life/world.

Tbh I also thought of that and it's so hilarious to me—

Like imagine these two just walking around town trying to find traveler. And everyone else in the street is just starring at them.

At some point some guy is like "sick cosplays" and they're both like "wtf is a cosplay"

Omg and when they eventually find traveler, they're like "omfg I gotta find you two normal clothes" so they take krbk shopping 💀💀

And imagine them reacting to things like movies and shit— like cars was enough to amaze them for like an hour so imagine kiri going like "it's a picture! AND IT'S MOVING?!" bro's acting like he doesn't have literal magic powers 💀 (also baku acts like he's unimpressed but traveler catches him discovering a phone with wonder in his eyes)

[murky-goop]

SHE’S STILL A BABY