Gone

Spendind my days on the computer playing games. Skyrim lover. Void dweller.

[littlealienproducts]

B- Grade Fresno Nightcrawler Patch by FaunaObscuraShop

[rainbow-femme]

I don’t know how to describe it but this is exactly what paleontologists are supposed to look like

[glyphsmash]

his shirt looks like a colorblindness test

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[weaver-z]

[hotsaucebear]

[britnxyspears]

Burnie Sandals

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

[hotsaucebear]

Guess again

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[should-be-sleeping]

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

[jade-sutures]

what the FUCK

[saint-batrick]

i fucking love seeing people who can glide on pavement like they're on ice. glorious.

[saint-batrick]

you don't get to leave this in the tags, holy shit.

[prole-log]

[jellyfishstardust]

[probablyasocialecologist]

“When the language of advertising and personal branding enjoins you to “be yourself,” what it really means is “be more yourself,” where “yourself” is a consistent and recognizable pattern of habits, desires, and drives that can be more easily advertised to and appropriated, like units of capital.”

— Jenny Odell, How to Do Nothing: Resisting the Attention Economy

[wastelandhell]

[campyvillain]

cool that there’s a trans guy character in that new baymax series or whatever. idc it will never detract how funny it is to me that they thought a man saying “these are the type of pads i use for my period” wasn’t an obvious enough signifier of him being trans so they just. put him in a trans t shirt. like JUST. a tshirt. in case you missed that this is the trans character. this is the trans character guys. cant you tell by the Giant Trans Flag he’s wearing

[campyvillain]

like. isn’t this at least a little funny just on a conceptual level

[fair-itself]

It is definitely funny but I understand why they did it for two reasons: cis people are dense as shit and need everything spelled out for them, and I know two separate and unrelated trans men who both own that exact shirt

[medievalthymes]

*tired squire voice* yes my liege, your armour is serving absolute cunt today

[talos-stims]

fuckig. bubble bazookas 

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[pixiebabi-deactivated20260714]

you think i care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest

[prinnay]

Serenity

[wessaramics]

Some techniques!

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !