Devil's Advocates Radio

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[lithiumlullabye]

shitty sunflower fool aesthetic: seems like a sweet summer child but can and will beat you up. talented musician. sleeps a lot. doesn't deserve any of this shit.

@im-sunflower-fool

[lithiumlullabye]

shitty desert detonator aesthetic: a being of pure chaos that houses an eldritch god in their hair. the explosion expert. trying their best. definetely moronsexual.

@desertdetonator

[lithiumlullabye]

shitty lithium lullabye aesthetic: just a rat man with strong arms to hug you with. should definetely get kinkshamed. can and will get injured doing self destructive things.

[lithiumlullabye]

shitty red writer aesthetic: literally the only actually competent one. will protect you with knives and the fury of the small. probably the only reason lith has survived this far.

@averagethingsseenonacid

[devils-advocates-radio]

Good afternoon my bat city rejects, Sunny here to report a small cloud of dracs heading down the Getaway Mile - Last I heard, they’re around Zones four or five. Unless you’re looking for trouble - which would be most of ya - I’d stay clear of those areas! Stay safe, keep your masks on, and keep running!

Signing off,

xoxo Sunflower Fool

[devils-advocates-radio]

when is your next broadcast?

Soon soon! Had a little disturbance down at the station, had to backtrack some of this weeks plans! But I promise you my little zone rat, we’ll be up and running again before you know it! 

xoxo, Sunflower Fool

[devils-advocates-radio]

Good morning, all my zone rats! Sunny here to report a new shipment for tommy chowmein’s shop comin’ in soon! You know what that means - start saving up your carbons, and prepare for markups galore. The ol’ cheapskate doesn’t have much of a soft spot for anyone - besides yours truly, but that’s another story for another time. Stay shiny, keep your masks on, and stay safe out there! 

[lithiumlullabye]

she beat him up. sunny beat his ass into the ground.

[hutaoify]

oh shush it, lith, it was one time

[devils-advocates-radio]

Good morning, all my zone rats! Sunny here to report a new shipment for tommy chowmein’s shop comin’ in soon! You know what that means - start saving up your carbons, and prepare for markups galore. The ol’ cheapskate doesn’t have much of a soft spot for anyone - besides yours truly, but that’s another story for another time. Stay shiny, keep your masks on, and stay safe out there! 

[devils-advocates-radio]

The sun is shining, the city’s on lockdown, and we’ve made this first little broadcast just for y’all to jam to! Zone news, spooky stories to make you shiver, and of course some banging tunes! Hope you enjoy our little corner of the airwaves.

Signing off

xoxo DW

[devils-advocates-radio]

Could I stop by sometime and give you guys some news?

for sure! don’t want to give too much away - you never know who’s listening in - but we’re rocking out in zone 2! swing on by if you fancy, or send us a message!

xoxo, Sunflower Fool

[devils-advocates-radio]

are you guys coming online soon?

yep! hang tight, buttercup, our first broadcast will be up and running within the next few days! 

xoxo, Sunflower Fool

[devils-advocates-radio]

Good morning all my runners and gunners! Sunny here with some more zone news - if you’re out there looking for a reprieve from this heat, it’s looking like a shower curtain’s covering the southern sectors of zones five and four. Don’t get ghosted on your way out! Stay shiny, keep your masks on, and most importantly... keep running! 

Signing off,

xoxo sunflower fool

[devils-advocates-radio]

Introductions, Pt3

hey, i'm lithium lullabye aka lith, snakey, stitch and/or a bunch of random expletives. i'm a maggot baby of 17 (respect your elders!) and my pronouns are any you can think of, including the royal we. i hail from germany and taught most of my english to myself, which is a fancy way to say that i pronounce words in a weird way and sometimes completely forget how to english. i'm your local comic and graffiti artiste and i also dabble in singing and playing the guitar, as well as the supernatural, which is why i'll be hosting our spooky story time! i should also put a desclaimer here that i am a gigantic nerd and will probably not be able to stop that from coming across. (no des, i will not be able to explain to you and the listeners who mad max is and why he's mad!) meet me on air, kiddos!

[devils-advocates-radio]

Introductions Pt. 2

Heyyyy Battery Brainwash rejects! It’s Red here, since Sunny can’t be the ONLY face of our little family. I’m not one for reporting but I figure giving it a go won’t kill me - hopefully. We all know waves are more dangerous than keeping to ourselves. Anyway. I use he/him and whatever age I am is never old enough, being the baby of the group by a few months, but I’m close, 16 too.

I’m not about to give away a bunch but here’s the basics: I’ve got me some contacts in the City, so I’ll be providing some info here ‘n there for the babes to report on. I’ve had a single group before, but unless you met us on the way out of the City on the day of your Rebirth, you wouldn’t recognize it. I run with the Whores, and the Whores only. I’m violent and rude and protective of them so y’know. Yadda yadda, mess with my fam mess with my knives. I do art and brawling, and I know more medical info than most. (I’m the most cuddly loving idiot ever, but you didn’t hear that).

I’m usually hanging on my main @averagethingsseenonacid and I use Central Time. Guess that’s about it for this little ... thing. Red Out

[devils-advocates-radio]

Good afternoon all my rock n rollers! Sunny here hoping you’re all keeping safe in these record high spring temperatures - don’t want any more heat deaths, that’s for sure! Anyhow, I’ve got some news for you crash queens - one of our favorite zone runners reported that drac patrols have been hangin’ around zones three, five and six, so unless you’re looking for a clap, I’d steer clear of those. Remember to hang tight, stay cool, and keep your mask on.

Signing off,

xoxo sunflower fool

[bleed4anything]

shenanigans with the devil whores

[devils-advocates-radio]

Introductions Pt 1

Hey there babes! My name is Sunflower Fool, but everyone out here calls me Sunny! I run our Zone News segment - A.K.A. the first lovely little voice you kids are gonna hear on our airwaves! - and i ADORE our little group project. I use she/her pronouns, and i’ve been rocking the zones for 16 fantabulous years. 

A few things you should know about me - i keep myself in-the-know of things! If something happens, i’ll be the first to know about it (or the second, if you report it to the station)! I’ve been running with different groups my whole life, until two or so years ago, and then I met the Devil’s Whores last January! These wonderful nerds have been my lifeline ever since, and I won’t be tolerating any slandering of their names! I dabble in cooking and guitar, but i’m more a master-of-none than a master-of-one, if you catch my drift! 

My own personal blog is @im-sunflower-fool if you wanna get in contact with me, but keep in mind the fact that I use Pacific Standard Time!