"Evidence is everything...There is nothing more."

ASK and RP blog for Ace Attorney's Kristoph Gavin, as penned by Casper : Returned 2024

[devils-defense-attorney]

" i killed a man named 'smith' with a bottle because i am an evil human being... isn't that enough ? "

[devil's defense attorney] is a canon divergent , headcanon - based portrayal of kristoph gavin from ace attorney . oc friendly , doubles friendly , unlocked by casper . inbox is always open to thread requests , asks , prompts . please read rules before interacting . mun is 24 years old.

frequent triggers: poison , murder , familial abuse , mental illness , unhealthy relationships

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[devils-defense-attorney]

Happy pride month coz u gay n stuff

"Well... I'm?..." He narrows his eyes. It's not wrong, but it's not quite right. "Yes, happy pride month."

[leiten7]

[devils-defense-attorney]

it's a hyperbole, i think for most people. for me, to you, i'm not sure. you're a very charming person, it's easy to want to do things for you. i guess that's part of what makes you "dangerous".

"Mm.. I suppose I understand." He averts his eyes. It was more interesting to take it literally, wasn't it? Even in this sense, it was good, though. Being charming enough to want to hear you out. Being dangerous enough.

[devils-defense-attorney]

𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖗.

What…..? What is this?

[devils-defense-attorney]

Is this the sort of parenting advice you've been following, Wright...?

[altruistic-attorney]

it could be ❤️ for the baby

[devils-defense-attorney]

What baby? What are you talking about?

[altruistic-attorney]

don't worry about it, remember.

you 👏 don't 👏 owe 👏 your newborn 👏 baby anything 👏

[devils-defense-attorney]

I don't have a newborn. And, I don't think you do either?? Why are you clapping?

[altruistic-attorney]

We do now.

Surprise!

real image of me (bottom right) and the newborn (fucked up white thing) I know it's hard to tell at this age but it's yours I swear

[devils-defense-attorney]

That is not a picture of you. And this bird was absolutely not born of you. Nor me. Are you alright? Do I need to come over? Why do they look like that?

[altruistic-attorney]

That's absolutely a picture of me, why do you think I'm called Phoenix? And I laid those eggs myself through hard work, blood, sweat, and tears 💪

We can get a paternity test done if you're doubtful

as for how it looks... yeah can't defend that. it's ugly as shit must've been the grape juice

look at its pathetic face. barely the size of a coin but still wants it? their greed sickens me.

[devils-defense-attorney]

That is not a phoenix, and you are called Phoenix because it is your name. Your surname has no bearing on your identity, because you're certainly not 'right.' Why should your first name? I don't even know what to say about the egg thing. I don't know where to start. I'd love a paternity test, if that would clear up this delusion, but I'm not sure the little thing would make it. ...I kind of like his face.

[devils-defense-attorney]

Is this the sort of parenting advice you've been following, Wright...?

[altruistic-attorney]

it could be ❤️ for the baby

[devils-defense-attorney]

What baby? What are you talking about?

[altruistic-attorney]

don't worry about it, remember.

you 👏 don't 👏 owe 👏 your newborn 👏 baby anything 👏

[devils-defense-attorney]

I don't have a newborn. And, I don't think you do either?? Why are you clapping?

[altruistic-attorney]

We do now.

Surprise!

real image of me (bottom right) and the newborn (fucked up white thing) I know it's hard to tell at this age but it's yours I swear

[devils-defense-attorney]

That is not a picture of you. And this bird was absolutely not born of you. Nor me. Are you alright? Do I need to come over? Why do they look like that?

[devils-defense-attorney]

oh you know, just been busy, you know how it is. it's an absolute nightmare trying to schedule visits, it'd be much easier if you weren't in prison. but i'd do anything for you so... no problem 🩷

"Mm... I certainly understand being busy." Understood, perhaps. "I can forgive you for that."

He drums his fingers against his chair-side table. "You say you'd do anything for me? I don't think I could say the same for you. --Any person, really. It's a level of control I don't think that I could offer anyone else. I wonder, what makes you offer such a thing to me?"

[devils-defense-attorney]

Mister attorney, are you aware that phoenix wright used to be an ART KID.

Kristoph raises an eyebrow. "What kind of 'art', exactly? I could imagine him as some sort of actor, perhaps."

[devils-defense-attorney]

hey so youre a defense attorney I see uhh.

do you have any. advice. perhaps. im still in law school but I finish that up soon!! andddd yeah. advice on being a good attorney. for the future. I have a mentor and shes so cool but also uhh. second opinions and stuff.

-@ask-feenie-wright

If Phoenix is about 21, then Kristoph is about 20. He juggles his studies, dropping off 12 year old Klavier at school, work, grocery shopping, picking up Klavier from school, managing his extra-curriculars (he's on track to be a prodigy, you know!), meal preparation, homework help, laundry, self care, and finding the strength to do it again perfectly tomorrow. Looking at this sweater-wearing, innocent eyed, optimistic young person, he feels like he's gazing into an alternate universe. Despite the ...creeping feeling he can only half-label as envy, he smiles warmly, tilting his head. "I'm honored that you came to me for advice, sir." He thinks for a moment, crossing his arms. "Well, it's a busy job, so I would suggest that you make sure you have the time-management skills for it. Your mentor can help you with your studies, your performance inside the courtroom, but if you don't take care of yourself outside of it, you'll burn out quickly." He nods. "You might be tempted to cut corners."

[devils-defense-attorney]

THE DEVIL?? FROM. THE BIBLE>?>>

Kristoph scoffs. "The Devil as a cultural signifier of all things evil. What are we talking about here?"

[devils-defense-attorney]

Is this the sort of parenting advice you've been following, Wright...?

[altruistic-attorney]

it could be ❤️ for the baby

[devils-defense-attorney]

What baby? What are you talking about?

[altruistic-attorney]

don't worry about it, remember.

you 👏 don't 👏 owe 👏 your newborn 👏 baby anything 👏

[devils-defense-attorney]

I don't have a newborn. And, I don't think you do either?? Why are you clapping?

[devils-defense-attorney]

Is this the sort of parenting advice you've been following, Wright...?

[altruistic-attorney]

it could be ❤️ for the baby

[devils-defense-attorney]

What baby? What are you talking about?

[devils-defense-attorney]

Is this the sort of parenting advice you've been following, Wright...?

[devils-defense-attorney]

it's me ms. persistent again, i've found myself missing your company, who's surprised

"Ah, hello, my friend." He folds his hands across his lap. "It's been some time. What's kept you away?"

[thekristophgavin]

Happy International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia to all!

Pride month is soon and so I hope all of my gavinists will be on their gayest behaviour

[voir-diire]

" Voir dire is a legal term that refers to the preliminary examination of prospective jurors by a judge or attorneys. It is used to screen for biases, uncover conflicts of interest, and determine if individuals are fit to serve on a trial. "

[voir-diire] is a canon divergent , headcanon - based portrayal of various characters from ace attorney . oc friendly , doubles friendly , penned by casper . inbox is always open to thread requests , asks , prompts . please read rules before interacting . mun is 24 years old.

frequent triggers: poison , murder , familial abuse , mental illness , unhealthy relationships, suicide

rules. muses. mun.

[devils-defense-attorney]

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