punk derpalot

Just a derp. I like mbti memes.

[enigmatic-goat]

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[atomicfilm]

INTP, the fantasy: I’m a total catch, a hot babe, I could have anyone I want

INTP, the reality: damn it damn it damn it damn it I only love one person damn it damn it damn it cannot compute damn it damn it damn it why are they so lovely and wonderful damn it what if they don’t like me damn it who told me I could feel things today 

[sheelfx]

Esfp: you love to argue.

Intp: you mean debate.

[sheelfx]

Learns an insignificant fact

Intp: my brain is swELLing with knowledge.

[sheelfx]

Good news; my mom brought me four icees. Bad news; I just drank four icees.

[sheelfx]

Infps: lol we’re all infps.

Intp, trying to join the conversation: I’m like you guys except I bury my feelings deep deep down, so far down that I think they died, and I’ll come off as rude if I don’t fake manners. Just kidding, but really.

[sheelfx]

Someone told me one can’t eat more than two bananas, so I sent them a video of someone eating 50.

-INTP

[sheelfx]

“Wanna debate?”

INTPs pulling up with random Wikipedia knowledge:

[ah-keysj]

INTP: “I’m gonna be you.. how do I be you?”

INFP: “Just start crying”

[sheelfx]

Infp: should I send this Snapchat?

Intp: no. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna get back to watching documentaries about psychopaths.

[sheelfx]

[intp-fluffy-robot]

INTP: makes new friend

Friend: shows signs of friendship

INTP: oh no they're attached

[sheelfx]

Oh no, but yay.

[themindofanintp]

Most people experiencing infatuation: wow he’s so cute. I’m in love. Let me tell you everything possible about him

Me, an INTP: wow. This is really inconvenient and mildly annoying. Every time I think of him serotonin floods my digestive system and it feels weird. And I could literally be filling my mind with anything other than this stupid boy right now.

[ah-keysj]

*starting to like someone*

INFP: maybe it’s true love

INTP: maybe I’ve been poisoned

#mbti #infp #intp #myersbriggs #mbtifunny #mbtimeme

[cognitivefunctionscomics]

What would you say are the biggest differences between the INTP and INFP types? I have a little trouble distinguishing them sometimes 😅 Thank you!

We often look the same – shy, kind and absent-minded – and even share hobbies like reading, drawing, and gaming. Some differences I notice the most are:

INFPs can introspect infinitely while INTPs can barely compute feelings.

INFPs have a strong sense of self and preferences while INTPs… don’t and might appear hollow in comparison.

People who wrong them get different reactions: INFPs can be harsh and moralizing, INTPs are forgiving but tend to not give second chances.

INFPs refuse to do things they’re not comfortable doing; INTPs might not acknowledge that they’re uncomfortable which leads to confusion, immoral behavior, misunderstandings, regrets…

INFPs tend to worry only about people they know or relate with while INTPs can consider every human a “teammate”.

Stressed INFPs can deceivingly look put-together. Stressed INTPs are a mess.

They love differently: INFP’s deep, INTP’s childlike. Plus INFPs have an easier time being lovey-dovey while INTPs struggle to function around their crush.

[mbti-or-whatever]

INTP: Who are you?

ISTP: I'm you, but I talk about cars

[intpthenerd]

INTP: and who's that? INFP: I'm you, but I feel more things