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http://www.last.fm/user/devilstrawberry http://devilstawberry.deviantart.com/ Instagram: devilstrawberry Lena, 17, Poland Music, Photography, Sleeping, Crying over musicians, Books, Games, YouTube, History, Astronomy& Science, and much more shit My big 6: Rammstein, Gamma Ray, Helloween, Blind Guardian, Megadeth & Ensiferum Last.fm is awful now so I need to keep it somewhere else: I've seen: 2012 October 5th - Kabanos (PL), Carnage (PL) 2013 June 4th - Rammstein, Slayer, Ghost, Airbourne, Behemoth, Mastodon, Love&Death 2013 July 9th - Rammstein 2013 October 12th - Serj Tankian 2014 April 25th - Amon Amarth, Hypnos, Sinful Carrion (PL) 2014 June 11th - Black Sabbath, Reignwolf 2014 June 24th - Iron Maiden, Slayer, Ghost 2014 July 14th - Dream Theater 2015 May 22nd - Vader 2015 May 26th - Blind Guardian, Sopor (PL) 2015 June 2nd - Testament, Virgin Snatch (PL) 2015 June 11th - Airbourne, Superhalo (PL) 2015 August 23rd - Helloween, Dezerter (PL), Elektryczne Gitary (PL) 2015 September 9th - Grai, Netherfell (PL), Dreadnought (PL), Orgon (PL) 2015 October 3rd - Ensiferum, Metsatöll, Skyforger, Valkenrag (PL), Netherfell (PL) 2015 October 10th - Stratovarius, Gloryhammer, Divine Ascension 2015 October 15th - Skálmöld, Cruachan, Ereb Altor, Valkenrag (PL) 2015 October 25th - Children Of Bodom, Sylosis 2015 October 31st - Moonspell, Dagoba 2015 November 11th - Carcass, Obituary, Napalm Death, Voivod, Herod 2015 December 5th - Decapitated, Frontside, ToteM, Scylla (all PL) 2015 December 10th - Eluveitie, Skálmöld, Ithilien 2015 December 19th - Arkona, Heidevolk, Metsatöll, Jar (PL) 2016 January 30th - Therion, Luciferian Light Orchestra, Ego Fall, Imperial Age 2016 February 12th - Powerwolf, Battle Beast 2016 February 16th - Helloween, Rage, Crimes Of Passion 2016 April 2nd - Nile, Melechesh, Embryo, Ogotay 2016 April 7th - Żywiołak 2016 April 30th - Hans Zimmer 2016 June 7th - Megadeth, Korn, Sixx A.M., Chassis, Scream Maker (PL) means the band is from Poland and is not well known abroad.

[sophph-blog]

Friendship

[nightbluffs]

Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

[skeletonbonesandflowers-deactiv]

Morning altars 💜 Instagram: xtwii

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[just-shower-thoughts]

People often ask, “where will I go when I die,” but rarely ask, “where was I before I was born”?

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The Signs as Types of Introvert Friends!

aries: Death Jokes 24/7, talented but humble, the “doesn’t talk much in class” stereotype, but will talk your head off when they get going

taurus: strong hair game, everyone thinks they’re an extrovert but boy are they wrong, hella stressed about school, v shy when it comes to romance, “has one drink and is dancing on the table and/or making hella jokes” stereotype

Czytaj dalej

[dennybitte]

today before sunrise

by Denny Bitte

[leoncio-harmr]

Here is a taste of the chaos lurking amidst my Work, Leoncio Harmr

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[wtfzodiacsigns]

How To Tell If The Signs Like You!

Aries: Will be more bubbly, and have less of a mean streak. Will be really fun around you.

Taurus: They’ll probably try to be with you as much as possible. Won’t say much, and will probably try to grab your arm or something.

Gemini: Something they do the most: Talk to you, A LOT. They might ask more about you and act interested in what you talk about.

Czytaj dalej

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since birth most of us are stuck with our family with almost no way of separating ourselves from them. Maybe our love for them is just a result of Stockholm Syndrome.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time you die in a dream you wake up because your brain doesn’t know what happens after death.

[litwltch]