everyday that isn't tuesday's bane of my existence

Neve, 20, Serbia. Law Student, pianist and a dreamer with a purpose of making others as happy as myself.  

[devilsxbride]

i’d really love to get in touch with people i did 1x1 from this account again. i moved to pramwanheda simply ‘cause this blog started glitching but i might return occasionally here. anyway, i’d like to follow you all from there so pls come to me, say hi, remind me of our ship or tell me if you’re into writing more of them, writing new stuff, i just miss all of you wonderful bunch and now i finally have no stress and exams going on in my life so i’d love to reconnect. <3

[locked-out-of-gallifrey]

Guess who’S BACK, BITCH

It’s right

SLAVKO KALEZIC

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HSHXYAJZJIZAN

[devilsxbride]

I would really appreciate it if someone struggling with anxiety came to my inbox 

[madzieloss]

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anyway this might be controversial but any temperature over 67 degrees F (20 Celsius) is too hot

[degasdad]

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

[incurablenecromantic]

Sometimes people like to write things about florist’s shops.  Here are two things you need to know, the most egregiously wrong things.

1. It makes no fucking sense to sketch out a bouquet before you make it.  Every individual flower is different in a way that cannot really be adjusted the way other building materials can be adjusted, and each individual bouquet is unique.  Just put the fucking flowers together.

2. No one — in months and months of working at the flower shop — has ever cared what the flower/color of the flower means.  No one’s ever asked.  It’s just not something people tend to care about outside of fiction and it’s certainly not something most florists know.  You know what florists know?  What looks good and is thematically appropriate.

Here’s an actual list of the symbology of flowers, as professionals use it:

Yellow – for friends, hospitals Pink – girls, girlfriends, babies, bridesmaids Red – love Purple – queens White – marriage and death (DO NOT SEND TO HOSPITALS) Pink and purple – ur mum Red, orange, and yellow – ur mum if she’s stylish Red, yellow, blue – dudes and small children Blue and white – rare, probably a wedding Red and white – love for fancy bitches

Here are what the flowers actually mean to a florist:

The Fill It Out flowers:

Carnations – fuck u these are meaningless filler-flowers, not even your administrative assistant likes them, show some creativity Alstroemeria – by and large very similar to carnations but I like them better Tea roses – cute and lil and come several to a stalk, a classy filler flower Moluccella laevis – filler flower but CHOICE Delphinium – not as interesting as moluccella but purple so okay I guess Blue thistle – FUCK YEAH, some fucking textural variety at last!  you’re getting this for a dude, aren’t you? Chrysanthemums – barely better than carnations but better is still better Gladiolus – ooh, risky business, someone understands the use of the Y-axis, very good

Focal points:

Long-stem roses – yeah whatever Lilies – LBD, looks good with everything, get used as often as possible Hydrangeas – thirsty fuckers, divas of the flower world and rightly so, treat them right and they make you look good Gerbera daisies – the rose’s hippie cousin, hotter but no one admits it Peonies – CHA-CHING, everybody’s absolute favorite but you need guap Orchids – if this isn’t for a wedding you’re probably trying too hard but they’re expensive so keep ordering them

You know what matters?  THE CUSTOMER’S BUDGET.  THAT’S TELLING.

-$20 – if you’re not under 12, fuck off, get your sugar something else $30 – good for bouquets but an arrangement will be lame $40 – getting there, there’s something that can be done with that.  you can get some gerbs or roses with that and not have them look stupidly solo. $50 to $70 – tolerable $80 – FINALLY.  It sounds elitist but this really is the basic amount of money you should expect to spend on an arrangement that matters.  That’s your Mother’s Day arrangement.  You’re probably not going to spend $80 on a bouquet. $90 to $130 – THE GOOD SHIT, you’re likely to get some orchids $130+  – Weddings and death.  This amount of money gets you a memorial arrangement or a handmade bridal bouquet.  Don’t spend this on a Mother’s Day or a Babe I Love You arrangement, buy whosits a massage or something.

Miscellaneous:

Everything needs greening and if you don’t think that you’re an idiot. 

As a new employee, when you start making arrangements, you can’t see the mistakes you’re making because you’re brand new and you’re learning an art form from the ground up.

With a few exceptions customers don’t have a clear plan in mind.  They want you to develop the bouquet for them.  They want something that will delight their little sweetbread but you’re lucky if they know that person’s favorite color, let alone flower.

Flower shops don’t typically have every kind of flower in every kind of color.  Customers generally aren’t assed about that.  Most people don’t care about the precise shade of the rose or having daffodils in July, because they’re not boning up on flower language before they buy.  That would imply that they’ve got a clear bouquet in mind and, again, they don’t.

Being a florist is essentially a lot like what I imagine being a mortician is about.  You’re basically keeping dead things looking good for as long as possible.  You keep the product in the fridge so it doesn’t rot and look horrible by the time the family gets a whack at it, and in the meanwhile you put it in a nice container.

Anyway that’s flowers.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

this is magnificent and I love hearing about ppl job feilds

[aliensfromhell]

From WeHeartIt

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[selflesslovingdean]

IM BROKE AND NEED MONEY FOR FOOD AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES

hey, I’m hannah, I’m 16 and I’m totally broke.

my parents can’t support me as what little money we have goes towards caring for my dad, as he has a stage 3 brain tumour.

I have my Higher exams coming up and I’m extremely low on food and supplies like pens+paper. I just need £10-£20 in order to make it the next 2 weeks before I can start a Saturday job.

Please help me. PayPal: Paypal.me/hannahod128

[thequotejournals]

I want to live before I die. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Jenny Downham, Before I Die

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The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC

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my baba sent me this on whatsapp

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bye

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Everything we’ve done as a species to create a global communications network has just been justified

[thetownwitches]

i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????

[thumbtackjuicyfruitspork]

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

[flamande]

The Hermitage Museum. Saint Petersburg, Russia. 10/04/2015

[medeasheart]

Hermitage museum