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[devisinsane3000]

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨—

𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠. 𝕞𝕪 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕩𝕩𝕚𝕖. 𝕚𝕞 𝕗𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝.

𝕚𝕞 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕠𝕔𝕦𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕤 𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕖. 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥.

𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕚𝕞 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕙𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕡𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕖. 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕚 𝕘𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕙𝕪𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕚𝕩𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟.

𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞—

𝕚 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕤. 𝕚 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕣𝕒𝕨. 𝕚 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕪, 𝕡𝕤𝕪𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕪, 𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪.

𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕤, 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙, 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟, 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝.

𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤, 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕕 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤, 𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕪𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕜𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕒, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕠𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟. 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕡𝕦𝕡, 𝕜𝕞𝕗𝕕𝕞, 𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕜𝕚, 𝕕𝕖𝕗𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝕖𝕥𝕔. 𝕚𝕕𝕜 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕. 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖.

𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐬—

𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕩𝕕—𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕖𝟛𝟘𝟘𝟘

𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕚 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕠𝟛 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕣 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘. 𝕚 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕥.

𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥. 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥, 𝕤𝕠 𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖.

@uzmacchiato

[ashstfu]

it’s so crazy having a follower base on tumblr knowing full well it’s not based on selfies or anything like people are here for your crazy twisted mind. i feel like nietzsche

[pettydavis]

spanish films are weird as fuck in the way people THINK german films are, german films are lowkey simmering with passion the way people think french films are, french films are rather nihilistic in the way people think german films are. and italian films are all three and feature way more cock.

[laura1633]

I know he wouldn't want to do it but Max would make a wonderful fia president because he truly cares about the future of racing.

I don't think he really gets enough credit for this but so often I hear him talking sense in regards to where the sport is heading compared to where it should be heading and he seems to have a good heart when it comes to supporting up and coming drivers.

[karlmarxverstappen]

kimi raikkonen's kids are huge max fans and always take a picture with him when they attend a race 🥹

📷 mintturaikkonen

[devisinsane3000]

another kimi profile!! made by me—on picsart!!

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[devisinsane3000]

sebastian vettel reference?

[horrorshowangel]

i'm quitting school to focus on august diehl

[ah-landa]

you can throw tomatoes at me but I'm going to admit I'm not a fan of landaraine 💀

[devisinsane3000]

THIS.

[devisinsane3000]

I know Inglourious Basterds isn’t meant to be a particularly realistic movie, but honestly, who came up with these names? It had to have been Aldo.

I’m sorry, but we can do better than this. Naming two officers, who re undercover no doubt, after two major cities in Germany? Now, I don’t know a lot about how last names work in Germany but you cannot get more obvious than that.

No matter how many times I watch this movie, I have to laugh at this. Munich and Frankfurt? Be so deadass.

[devisinsane3000]

okay im clearing up my obvious mistake here okay? i clearly misunderstood what was going on the movie.. my apologies.

hellstrom was not in fact calling them by their names he was making fun of their accents.. im too american for this ill just retire 💔🥀

[devisinsane3000]

Pookieee bfr Lieutenant Munich and Lieutenant Frankfurt were the nicknames given by Hellstrom at that moment because he thought they were from there. It’s not their actual last name!!!

GUYS IM SORRY!! IM ACTUALLY STUPID 😭✋

[devisinsane3000]

I know Inglourious Basterds isn’t meant to be a particularly realistic movie, but honestly, who came up with these names? It had to have been Aldo.

I’m sorry, but we can do better than this. Naming two officers, who re undercover no doubt, after two major cities in Germany? Now, I don’t know a lot about how last names work in Germany but you cannot get more obvious than that.

No matter how many times I watch this movie, I have to laugh at this. Munich and Frankfurt? Be so deadass.

[innercityhoodlum]

[xlcovo]

[verstarquez]