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a blog for all the ones full of both whimsy and chaos

[true-bluesargent]

the thing is is that you'll be like. 11 years old and someone will tell you that you have to shave your legs. either it will be your mum or a friend or a mean girl in the p.e. changing rooms telling you how gross it is that you have hair on your legs. so then you ask your mum about it and she says yep you have to take this razor blade and drag it across your skin under running water and just hope you don't cut yourself too badly and you have to do this every single week and maybe more frequently than that and you have to do that for fucking ever. the rest of your fucking life. because the hair that grows naturally on your legs is gross and ugly and people will laugh and boys won't like you! of course boys have hair on THEIR legs. but that's normal and even attractive and it's just not the same for you. and a few years later they'll say well you obviously should also be shaving your armpits. and then it's your arms and then it's that you have to wax your upper lip and pluck your eyebrows and ewww why do you have hair on your fingers and your toes.. you need to shave that too. and then suddenly you need to buy spray that will make invisible hairs on your face visible so that you can shave that too! and it's expensive and time consuming and difficult and it HURTS but they just say beauty is pain babe! and you're not allowed to say that maybe if beauty is pain then you don't actually want to be beautiful

[true-bluesargent]

and i'm so fucking tired of girls who do shave being defensive when this topic comes up because then i have to say well of COURSE it's your personal choice whether you want to shave or not! no offense! maybe it makes you feel empowered! you do it for YOURSELF! because that's bullshit and i actually DO think you should stop shaving your legs because it's not fucking empowering it's insane. if you give it more than a minute of thought it can't possibly be empowering. you're in a PRISON!!!!! and i was in the prison too okay and i know it seems hard to break out but i promise you it's not. and the more people we can break out of the prison the easier it gets for everyone else i swear to god. please

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that everyone does actually want the skill set that comes with a humanities degree but a) they refuse to acknowledge that actual WORK goes into acquiring those skills and b) they want to do it all without actually reading a book

[frownyalfred]

Superbat meets the Kents for the first time is one of my favorite tropes for them. Ma and Pa Kent would be over the moon with anyone Clark brings home, it’s just baked in. They loved Lois, they loved Lana, and then when thirty-something Clark brings home a forty-something Gotham billionaire vigilante who looks like a super model except for the eyebags, they’re trying so hard.

Bruce clears his throat and says “I parked my plane in your corn field. I hope that’s alright.” And it takes Ma and Pa a moment to get over the words my plane before Pa says “The one near the barn?” and Bruce gives him the most bizarre look before replying “No, sir. The one you just harvested. I’ll backfill the wheel ruts before I take off, I know you’re planning on rotating crops for winter to fix the nitrogen” and Pa looks at Ma, Ma looks at Pa, and Pa claps Clark on the shoulder and says “This one…this one is more than okay.”

[localcursedfriend]

The Kents heard "plane" and "cornfield" and had horror flashbacks to when Clark brought home his boyfriend Lex Luthor who landed a plane right in the middle of a cornfield that was up for harvest the next day and the plane left a trail of dead plants and smooshed corn in its wake.

[devistyping333]

every day i thank the maker for veilguard’s combat

[devistyping333]

i love being a lesbian and i love smoking weed all day and playing video games all night.

i know i’m a loser and ya know what… im okay with that

[devistyping333]

the resistance of human empathy/kindness and the constant onslaught effort of colonization and all that comes with it

[devistyping333]

the way that dragon age makes me feel needs to be studied.

my fucking autism spikes every time “dragon” and “age” are mentioned in the same sentence.

my hyperfixation is hyperfixating.

please send help.

[devistyping333]

i miss writing, man

[devistyping333]

so i’m rewatching supernatural (i know….) and it’s making me very emotional — knowing what’s to come. so here’s an idea of mine (i can’t edit for the life of me and regardless i just want this out there)

In season one, episode 11 “Scarecrow” there’s a phone conversation between Sam and Dean where Dean tells Sam how he does need to go on and do his own thing, and that he’s proud of him either way.

So. Ouch. But where my IDEA comes in —

In some type of edit fashion, i’m picturing the phone call conversation between them overlayed by scenes from Deans Death at the end of the series. With of course sad music in the background to add to the torment. Probably Jeff Buckley.

thank you for your time.

[devistyping333]

oh you know…..the taint of it all

(when talking about dragon age origins)

[devistyping333]

me replaying dao and getting sucked back in like:

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING

[devistyping333]

my cosmo and wanda sims….they’re so pookie 😭😭😭

[xalatath]

INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY

[devistyping333]

she’s so y2k

[devistyping333]

coming outta hiatus just to say that i cannot believe that whether or not Hawke was left in the Fade was NOT even MENTIONED in DATV. WHILE THE FADE IS ACTIVELY COMING DOWN.

[devistyping333]

can you tell that i like girls by the way i draw them absentmindedly when im high….?