There is no theme, only random bullshit

[hauntedsocks3139]

I am a fruit cake wowza

[devotedcultist]

Its me, I'm the reason, I'm the problem

[hauntedsocks3139]

I am a fruit cake wowza

[devotedcultist]

Tumblr wants me to celebrate a 1 year anniversary for a tumblr account I forgot about, so look at my idiot son.

[hauntedsocks3139]

I haven't seen this done yet so uh

I made a funny :]]

[thatkippycat]

To Walk With Coyotes, And Fly With Owls

When the world gets tough, when I get knocked down, sometimes I view the woods beyond the cities and the towns from afar. Be it photos or just sitting on the outskirts, I sit and look out at the wilderness. It's a beautiful place, truly.

Birds sing symphony to the old trees a soundtrack for the critters roaming the woods in search of meals. Bears meander between the barks of pine trees and dogwoods, and the snakes and lizards sneak through the brush looking for the space between the leafy canopy.

Sprawling swamps provide the canvas for a sight almost undisturbed by humanity. Waters the color of un-sweetened tea hide beautiful fish and majestic alligators. The trees above swoop moss down over the few paths people have made, creating a frame encapsulating a beauty rarely appreciated.

Even suburbia, as terrifying as it seems, contains wildlife still thriving. Deer cross asphalt paved paths beneath the bright street lights. Snakes and armadillos and so many more pass through sidewalks and porches, using it as a rest stop for their journey to where they decide to go.

And when the pale moon rises above sleeping homes and sprawling fields, new animals come to play. While the rest of the forest sleeps, owls, with breathtakingly elegant wings, swoop through branches hunting for prey. Coyotes run through forests to the sounds of the bugs still awake, with a feeling of carefreeness I could only hope to one day have.

Sometimes I wish I could be part of it. No need to conform to how people percieve me, no need to conform to how I people think I should be seen. The freedom found in the wild that's been ingrained to be wrong to me, I crave it. I wish to run with the foxes. I want to roam the woods with the deer. I want to walk with the coyotes, to fly with the owls. I want to be free from my life, from the pressures of who I am meant to be.

And one day, I'll be brave enough to enter the woods outside my old home. I'll play and run and walk and relax just like the animals I've watched from afar do. And maybe, just maybe, I'll forget about the life I should be living for a while.

[hauntedsocks3139]

Lighting practice✨️

[hauntedsocks3139]

I FINSHED THE THING! I love these two so much omg I'm so happy with this drawing

Also I couldn't decide which colors I liked best so I did 3

[devotedcultist]

@neil-gaiman

[hauntedsocks3139]

I FINSHED THE THING! I love these two so much omg I'm so happy with this drawing

Also I couldn't decide which colors I liked best so I did 3

[nuclearbummer]

[oopsallskeletons]

[oopsallskeletons]

[kazoracht]

So called free thinkers when they hear a rock and stone

[devotedcultist]

But rocks and stone are an essential part to a nutritious breakfast

[devotedcultist]

I start welding classes today and the first thing the teacher does when he looks at me is say in a deep southern accent “did ya manage to nail all yer fingers with a hammah or somethin?” And I was so confused with the look of pity on his face.

My nails are painted black and purple and I am a dumbass.

[thatkippycat]

Headcanon Requests :o)

Heyheyhey, if you're reading this, then you're probably looking for some headcanons for a favorite character or maybe even ship. Well, congratulations because I need practice writing. The list of fandoms I'd be happy to write for include...

Night In The Woods (It deserves more love writing wise)

Bugsnax (Love me some silly muppets)

Fallout: New Vegas (Headcanons for post-game would be great, so if you want to know how you're courier is faring after the Battle for Hoover Dam, lmk)

I'll consider adding more to this list, or maybe doing one or two headcanons for a fandom I don't know/can't write very well. (I.e: My Hero Academia, Brand New Animal, Lackadaisy, Bad Guys, etc.)

Also some basic rules and notes real quick:

No NSFW under any circumstances

x reader stuff is perfectly fine, just make sure to let me know anything specific about Y/N

I will post these publicly here on Tumblr

I'm very hesitant to mess with characters' sexual/romantic orientation, but if it doesn't stray too far I may be ok with it

I'm more than happy to write headcanons about other cultures, even though I probably won't get things entirely right (cultural and historical research is my jam, so bring on the Cossack! and Romani! Y/Ns) (or whatever cultural/ethnic group you wish, those are just the two I've done the most research on)

Please, please, PLEASE know that it will take me a while to get requests done. Between mental illness and school, I gurantee I'll end up delaying atleast one, and I am so sorry in advance

Anyways, that's about it for now. Again, please be patient with me if you could, I have more responsibilities than just writing. That out of the way, if you have any requests, my asks should hopefully be open. Have a good day/night y'all! <3

[devotedcultist]

Had a full conversation with my boyfriend about what if they bit my nose off and we had a conversation about this till we came to the agreement that it would be better if maybe they ate my pinky finger off instead and there is a point where I can't tell if it was a joke anymore, moral of the story is I may not be able to sprint or crouch in video games ever again.

[devotedcultist]

The non-binary equivalent of himbo is a they/thembo

[devotedcultist]

Funny little Magnus Archives theory I enjoy is that trans people are more likely to become avatars of the stranger then any other power because they already feel like they’re in the wrong skin.