I'm sure you have seen me

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[sad honk]

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Astarion: "Dude oh my God there was the biggest f*cking nerd camped in your exact spot yesterday" Wyll: "That was me without horns"

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The only ending I will accept to be true

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When dad makes you pick your little brother up from school but he keeps picking fights with the neighborhood kids.

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My friends say I'm not allowed to use Photoshop anymore because of crimes against humanity so I gotta make do I gotta make do I gotta

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"I've heard there was a secret chord

The hero played for the Demon Lord

But you don't really care for music, do you?"

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Felt it was right about the appropriate time to revive this

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Silent realm

It's a quiet village

Every tear

Like the one before

Silent realm

Full of silent guardians

Waking up...

To...

Purge

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“I’m washing me and my clothes. Bitch. I’m washing me and my clothes.”

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Don’t know why it stopped animating, here’s the full experience again

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I've come to make an announcement:

John Marston's a

bitchass motherfucker.

He pissed on my fucking plan. That’s right, he took his cowboy fucking greasy dick out and he pissed on my fucking plan, and he said his faith was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com.

John Marston, you got a small dick, it’s the size of Arthur's contribution to the camp except WAY smaller.

And guess what, here’s what my plan looks like:

*KABOOM*

That’s right baby. Some money, some time, some faith, look at that it looks like a mango paradise.

He fucked my plan so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE GANG. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the camp, I’m gonna go farther. I’m pissing oN TAHITI!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, O'DRISCOLL?! I PISSED ON TAHITI, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets reach the fucking mainland. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

- Dutch van der Linde (1899)

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It would seem that you

Bitches

have come to a standstill on

MOUNT FUCKING HAGEN.

You have thirteen seconds before the mountain fucking explodes, you

Hot Topic wannabe

and you

Daddy issues son of a BITCH

You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both

DIE

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Whenever I feel down I like to look at the tags my beautiful followers left ❤️

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My friends say I'm not allowed to use Photoshop anymore because of crimes against humanity so I gotta make do I gotta make do I gotta

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check it

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My friends say I'm not allowed to use Photoshop anymore because of crimes against humanity so I gotta make do I gotta make do I gotta