albeit akin to a lemonade stand, the fine print: " Suck my TRASHY ass " stood CLEAR;; a VISAGE for the residents to see & line up to partake in. a boisterous VOICE of his own, shouting: " five yen for the TASTE of a real god. "

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albeit akin to a lemonade stand, the fine print: " Suck my TRASHY ass " stood CLEAR;; a VISAGE for the residents to see & line up to partake in. a boisterous VOICE of his own, shouting: " five yen for the TASTE of a real god. "
JUST A COUPLE OF CLARIFICATIONS CONCERNING THE FORMAL !
You may continue threads concerning the formal ONLY if they were pre-established before the event ended ( aug 8th 016).
I decided to not send off superlatives because I got so many participants (over 30+ and I find it intimidating and a bit too much for me & my small group to send everyone personalized superlatives but at least the invites were nice, right?!) I am so sorry about the disappointment and last minute call off to anyone that was looking forward to it.
My Tumblr IM’s & twitter DM’s are open for anyone that has further questions!
@dexravity is following Sakura
Sakura wasn’t one to assume things, so when she approached the male she thought nothing of it honestly.
“Oh, are you selling something?” either way there was certainly a rukus over here.
On lucky days, Yato’s advertisements would actually interest the citizens as genuinely, he had creative ideas but didn’t want to be heard because of his ‘outward’ personality. Although, once encountering the stranger, he offers an excited gesture acknowledging her presence.
“ Actually, I am ! I’m sellin’ some pastries today. Anything that catches y’eye?”
I wanted to forget the past, but it refused to forget me; it waited for sleep, then cornered me.
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DAY 05/30.
What would their Chat Username be and why would they choose that name?
Yato’s username would probably be something along the lines of ‘theofficialyato’ because he deems himself to be important enough that other people would try to steal his username but little does he know, ‘godyato/yato’ usernames would be open.
dexravity liked for a starter!
“ i heard my brother messed with your ad. ”
he laughs at this, more to himself than at yato’s expense. as if he were sharing some secret with himself. but he voices his thought soon enough. “ actually, i only saw the number with–what was it– ‘call me for a good time’? but i heard lawless snickering for a while, so i can only assume. ”
The mere remembrance of that emo punk kid instantly cause Yato to boil with anger. In this realm, the civilians disgraced his godly presence by tainting his advertisements and promotions. “Y’know. Y’should really take care of your brat brother if all he does is vandalize!”
“You really should be more careful who you are stealing from,” He commented more words of caution then an actual threat from the tone in his voice. Stephen shakes his head walking over holding his hand out to get the wallet back. “I suspect many here would do much worse than me.”
“Though may I ask why you stole from me?”
The God shrugs, leaning against a nearby wall for support in order to maintain his composure. The stranger was keen and too self aware of his actions; he sure got himself into a sticky situation. Out of the good consciousness and being exposed, he drops the wallet into the owner’s open palm, sighing in defeat.
“ Ehhh. If we’re being honest here, just felt like it. It’s been a while since business was going well and I haven’t really...--” Pausing, he turns away humiliated by his actions. “Sorry, about that. Sometimes the need for survival kicks in.”
Noragami Episode 03 - Yato and Yukine showing us how to NOT eat in front of a girl
She sighs inwardly at the teary eyed man-child, idly agreeing to whatever he’s going on about as she takes the application from him and skims through it. Honestly, she’s impressed by how organized and well thought-out everything is, and can’t help but nod in approval. However, his question catches her off guard and her cheeks flush from their usual rosy pink to a deep crimson. “T-That’s none of your business!” She huffs, crossing her arms in front of her.
Her initial reaction bemused the God as she was thoroughly irritated with his antics and teasing. Instead, he waves a pen in her direction; chuckling. “Oi, stop standing there and lookin’ so upset. Just fill the application out. I promise ya I’ll find y’the best date.” In the grip of his arm, there was a small notebook that was his written data collection of the answers among the community. Inching closer, he finally forces her hand to take the writing tool, offering a sly wink. “C’mon, Hiyori! I can promise that I’ll get y’the perfect date for ya. I won’t let y’down.” Saluting to her, Yato rushes away from the vicinity, whistling a light melody while waiting for her to fill out the application.
and though my pride is stitched into my skin, it still doesn’t disguise how i’m dying inside.
AMA FORMAL CLARIFICATIONS & REMINDERS 2.0
You are free to RSVP whenever. There is no deadline for registration. Please remember if you do not send me a message than you may not be able to get invitations, notices, etc.
OPEN YOUR SUBMISSIONS. Read the original post here to learn how to do so. I cannot stress this enough; I was unable to send people invitations because they were not open !
The Yato Cupid Services closed and finished today so the names will be released in your inbox (for those who signed up).
Your characters can thread the formal whenever. The 2 weeks is just a duration for people who want to attend the formal but may have other priorities ! By all means, please write your heart out for this event, it would be super awesome !
“Oiiiii! Who died and made you king? Stop acting like such a show off and shut that mouth of yours!”
It was rare of Usagi to mouth off to a person, a stranger nevertheless. Knowing her, she was probably the nicest person out of her entire friend group, no doubt. But having to deal with a possible punk, scouting around the area, throwing out words in such an arrogant tone did not sit well with the heroine at all. In fact, it really ticked her off so much to actually say something towards the individual.
In other words, it was down right annoying having to hear such conceited words coming from what seemed to be a creep. It could’ve been the adrenaline rush hitting her from confronting him, but Usagi couldn’t help but feel determined to make this guy shut his yap before it became a nuisance.
HOSTILITY coming from the stranger only brought thrill to the God; he feeds off the attention as causing a ruckus ignites curiosity among surrounding passing citizens.
“Hahhh? Sheesh, don’t y’know I’m God Yato. Maybe y’should be careful to who’re addressing.” Yato was used to the negative stigma that others interpreted. He was an outspoken and ambitious individual that was searching to make business and get through in this world; an objective that not many could handle. Although it was a bit of a joke to live and experience life as a human since he’s deceased; he offers an open palm to the other.
“As a God, I can grant any wish that’d you desire. Is there anything you want? And...let’s say you don’t believe me. What chance do you have to lose by making a wish, right?”
“ oh, bless your heart ! what are you going to take ‘ snazzy ’ prom pictures with ? your equally snazzy flip phone ?? ”
“ WHA -- My phone happens to me the most high quality and snazziest thing in this rustic pit. But... when I think about it. I would prefer Hiyori to go with you instead of some creep. So, don’t do anythin’ crazy, alright?”
#BE PROUD OF ME IM MAKING LUV HAPPEN
mommy kofuku’s senses are tingling …
“ don’t worry about any guys, yatty !! she’s going with ME ! ”
“HAH? Who said we were goin’ together, anyway. Y’guys want me to get the camera and take some snazzy prom pictures?”
“A-Ah, yeah I am proud of you!” She really was though. How could she not when he was putting in so much effort into it? “I was actually kinda thinking about signing up for it…”
“O-Oh... really?! I know I’m...a changing man. So kind, so generous.” He sniffs and hands her the application, waving it towards her proudly. “Fill it out and let me know what y’think. But...” Curiously, he peers at her; wondering who she wanted to go with. “Who y’wanna go with, anyway? Have you seen these guys ‘round here? Talk about ... helpless.”
“Yato’s… Cupid… Services…” Who let him do this.
“Hiyyyoriii !~ Why the long face, why don’t you sign up for your free trial, today. It’s a first that I offered my services, for free. Aren’t you proud of me?”
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