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Alex: So what do you like to do for fun around here?
Derek: Sometimes we like to throw shit at Reid
Alex: Who's Reid?
Derek picking something up and throwing it at Spencer: Reid!
Spencer Reid x Derek Morgan
cw 18+ mutual masturbation, phone sex, sub!spence , s5!spence
The trilling of his cellphone is what woke Derek from his sleep, the loud sound instantly pulling out of his dreams.
Sleepily, he reached for his phone on the nightstand, grabbing it and bringing it towards his ear. He answered without looking at the contact, his sleepy voice grumbling out his surname, assuming it was a work call considering he was on a case.
“Morgan.” He spoke, his voice rough.
HAPPY PRIDE TO MY FAVIRUITE BISEXUALS ❤️
just a bunch of incorrect criminal minds quotes
—————————————————————————————————— Morgan : Reid and I are no longer friends.
Reid: DEREK THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL
PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!
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Reid: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Morgan: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Prentiss: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Hotch: Please never become a surgeon.
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Reid: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Morgan : WHY?!
Reid: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Reid: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Morgan : I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Reid: But you're always acting stupid?
Morgan : …
Morgan : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Morgan : My hands are cold.
Reid: Here, let me hold them.
Morgan: My lips are cold too.
Reid: *covers Morgan 's mouth with their hand*
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Reid: Wow, Morgan, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Morgan : We literally slept together yesterday.
Reid: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Morgan : You got a date yet Reid?
Reid: No...
Morgan : Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
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Reid: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Morgan : …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Morgan : Reid is playing hard to get.
Morgan: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Morgan: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Reid: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Hotch : You know, Morgen gives Reid flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Rossi: Okay?
*Later*
Rossi: *gives Reid flowers*
Reid: ???
Rossi: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Derek: So you're bisexual and still single?
Spencer: No I'm just bi myself
i keep getting omegaverse lessons on tiktok and honestly i dont think i have anyone else to blame but myself..
i tried a new style (ik it’s not that great i went out of my comfort zone) !!! pls be nice <3
Emily - *Stands in trash can*
Spencer - For the last time Emily you are not trash. You are at least recycling.
“LET HIM FINISH”
-me when the other character interrupts the autistic character’s infodump
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Just a little early season spencer dump 🤗
taglist- @spencers1wifey | @mvndfvelds | @mindfullycriminal | @luce-reid I @ferrjulie | @khxna | @ilovebeingdelulu | @lover-of-books-and-tea I@jaden-reid | @eli-chris | @multifandomsimp69 | @multiversejumper | @shadoesx
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hot people are religiously obsessed with criminal minds
Hotch: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Emily, rushing in: Hotch! Derek tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Burbiškis manor tulips in a bed of snow.
Photos: Laura Prascevičiūtė
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