Dextroit

Bitch!

[dafunnk]

mexican moms do this thing where they say ‘que bonito’ but it really means ‘you’re fucking up big time’

[59wasthecodeshegave]

“Que bonito. QUEEEE BONITO.” The longer the que the harder you gotta run.

[dafunnk]

truuu

[dextroit]

A warning for la chancla...

[brkwydln]

SniffDance.

[dextroit]

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[dextroit]

¡Dextroit cumple 3 años hoy!

[sigi0]

[yourbigsisnissi]

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

[cas-hellodean]

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

[jelly-phile]

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

[perks-of-being-a-kuya]

My tears

[x3elizabeth]

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

[sesvilla-deactivated20181105]

^ but I forgot what I tagged it as! I’m so glad this is back!

[lubezki]

And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat? It’s because of my list of rules.

[dextroit]

2 Tumblr Years :)

[battlebunny-riven]

[jaidefinichon]

[smileslikeareptile]

Breaking Bad | First and Final Appearances (excluding flashbacks)

[dextroit]

Real Angry Birds.

[dextroit]

When a girl touches my dick..

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[dextroit]

This means sex, LOL!

[dextroit]

Fashion lvl = OP

[dextroit]

I just noticed this...

[arethafranklin-archive]

[most-awkward-moments]

Get your daily laughgasm here for FREE!!!

[dextroit]

Real Mr.Burns & Smithers.