Dex

"It's weird and I hate it" - me I am 25. 

[hxgrl]

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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[ghostlygreen-arts]

Ethan found unfamiliar Instruments of torture around Castle Dimitrescu.

[womandevotee]

It’s me, I’m mfs😭

[dextyr]

IM Mfs

[piratskayalama]

DO YOU SEE THE VISION

[captainrufflebanger]

Back on my bullshit of putting my beloved Lady D in stupid shirts. Happy belated international womens day to HER.

[bizarreaizen]

Real homies respect trans people!

[ampervadasz]

[pocketgameboy]

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

[an-odd-idea]

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

[blackpyrefly]

me drinking water at night

[horrorofthebeast]

you look kinda weird ngl

[bunniope]

fuck your entire life

[ryebreadgf]

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[ryebreadgf]

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[dsalinaplays]

I feel personally attacked.

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[strohsylvia]

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

[luvtonique]

No like, tits

[gilded-dragons]

This?

[luvtonique]

No like, hooters

[silverscreeny]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the fun part about having time stamps enabled is that I can see immediately that the original post was published in 2016 and the entirety of the bird conversation was four days ago

[sandaime]

[memewhore]

[godstiel]

the best part of being alive is seeing people you know use your little turns of speech. actually