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Nursey: i'm not going to take criticism from you, lardo; you are literally in love with a man who is white 🙄🤪🤙
Lardo: you are sitting in dex's lap rn
i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode
Episode 2: "Meet the Boys" is now up!
My goal is to get the comic out once a week on Fridays at 4PM EST!(Look out for another episode on the 19th!!) 🏒🥧✨
cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,
like. how insanely poetic is this . you are a boy and you are made of wood but you know so entirely that you are more than wood, you are as human as anyone made of flesh and bone and it's not your fault that you came into the world with sap running through your veins instead of blood. and your entire life you are searching the world for what it means to be human but the dramatic irony of it all is that none of them know how to be human either. you keep reaching out for humanity and they seem so big and powerful but they are just puppets of a greater design too performing for an audience you cannot see. and whether you know it or not you are more human than any of them even if they are convinced you are just wood and paint and magic. im on the floor .im losing my mind over here. gimme a second guys hold on. wait a minute guys wait a goddamn minute like. wahta a good fucking design concept. head in hands !
doubling down 😌
holster is a big boy with Big Emotions and he definitely cries during sex i will die on this hill
delighted to be the one to rec you this
i know it ain’t easy, giving up your heart by @halfabreath, M, 2.6k
The truth is - Holster is all sharp edges. He’s loud, and rough, and clumsy, and reckless, but only with himself. So when Ransom kisses him, he’s so gentle Holster thinks he must be confused.
Ransom kisses him, after.
actually it’s so funny cause usually with jackholtz it’s jack coming out on top and holster going insane but now we’re switching it up a bit!! put jack through the ringer this time yippee
you know back in my day jack/holster counted as a rarepair
actually
alicia hires holster to be their pool boy for the summer, which is all well and good, until jack arrives home to find holster sat in their kitchen wearing skimpy shorts and a tennis visor drinking mimosas with alicia
(tags by op) #jack: we don't even have a pool#alicia: adam was very persuasive#jack: nO
oh honey.........
and today at practice........
chocobo are too good to be ensnared by intellectual property law. square enix has a moral obligation to free them NOW. put those beasts in zelda. put them in star trek. put them in riverdale. the world could be so beautiful
AND REMEMBER HOW YOU COULDN'T SAY THIS IN 2016 WITHOUT GETTING CALLED CLASSIST ASLDFJASLDFD AND IT WAS 2 0 1 6 OF ALL YEARS
breaking my silence after all these years: dex was lucky to BREATHE nursey's AIR. anything else was extra <3
I WILL BE LOOKED UPON FAVORABLY IN THE BOOK OF HISTORY
i miss the sex workers and kinksters and toy collectors and furry porn makers so much man
rocking back and forth on the front porch cradling a mug of tea on my lap blanket eyes misting fondly as i remember long posts talking about lube safety
I want to start an international grassroots coalition to make the internet horny again and I am not kidding.
hearkening back to the days where, every winter, the furries would draw their fursonas fucking a candy cane, and like clockwork, posts about "don't actually do this irl you will get an infection" start circulating
It’s not Shitty’s awful, banged-up Prius that pulls up at the curb. It’s a black SUV, and even in the dark, through the heavy sheets of rain pouring down, Bitty can tell it’s in perfect condition.
The driver’s window slides down just enough for Bitty to see a glimpse of a furrowed forehead and thick brows. “Bittle. Get in.”
The rain is pelting down so hard that Bitty’s soaked wet in the fifteen feet between the train station’s doors and the car. The soles of his shoes drip water all over the floor mats as he hastily climbs into the passenger’s seat, and he winces, presses his calves together tightly to limit the growing puddle.
“I c-called Shitty,” he says senselessly, shivering all over.
“His car wouldn’t start,” Jack replies gruffly, and turns them onto the main road.
There’s nothing to see out the window except black skies and rivulets blurring over the glass, so there’s nothing to distract Bitty from the uncomfortable silence. He’s no good at silences. He always ends up talking too much to fill them, and he knows from experience that Jack doesn’t like that.
But there’s only so long that he can bite his tongue, and the misty road ahead of them seems never-ending. “Doesn’t Lardo let Shitty borrow her car when his acts up?”
Jack doesn’t even glance in his direction, but surprisingly doesn’t choose to ignore him. “Yeah.”
Bitty blinks. A drop of rainwater slides off his eyelashes and down his check. “...So why’d he ask you to come?”
The muscles in Jack’s jaw shift while Bitty stares at him, waiting. He’s in sweatpants and a fleece, his hair tousled, like he’s headed to bed or maybe like he just got out of it. It’s two in the morning. Shitty made Bitty think of Jack as the sort of person to be asleep by ten, but maybe he had it wrong. He doesn’t know Jack all that well – though not for a lack of trying.
A passing car flashes by them, its headlights blinding. When it passes, Jack unexpectedly speaks. “He said you – that things didn’t work out. With that guy you went to visit.”
“...Oh.” The lingering embarrassment from tonight is suddenly thick in Bitty’s throat, but Lord help him, he will not tear up in Jack Zimmermann’s car. He turns his head away and tucks his cold hands under his arms, wet fabric sticking to his skin. “I just – had to leave. And the trains ran out.”
“Right.” It’s silent for a moment, just water splashing under tires and thunder cracking in the distance, and Bitty almost thinks he prefers it to the painful conversation. “So I said I could come get you.”
Bitty swivels his head, eyes wide. He thought – he’s not sure what he thought, really, but – maybe that Shitty had to beg, or cash in a favor. That Lardo strong-armed Jack into making the drive. Anything, probably, other than Jack volunteering to do it. “You offered to drive in the middle of the night to pick me up? Why?”
Jack frowns. “You just said the trains ran out. Did you want to wait there until morning?”
“No, but – ” The shock is enough to make Bitty’s tongue loose, and the words are out before he can stop them. “But you hate me.”
For the first time since Bitty got in the car, Jack turns his look away from the road and fixes those sharp, blue eyes right on Bitty’s.
For real though…
nursey: god i love your mom
dex: you’ve never met my mom?
nursey: not in person. we’re facebook friends tho
dex: what
nursey: i’m in her book club
dex: WHAT
nursey: shannon has excellent taste in literature
"ryan gosling is too old to play ken" well i think it's cool when actors in their 40s get to play sluts actually